Funniest Storry You Will Hear Today

[Guest Risky Ruger]

So..... I was asked to be in a play for my local county program. You may know they ask everyone to wear make up for this thing. So...keep this in mind while you read.

I come home two nights ago and notice about 6 people walking down the road. I pull down my drive way and wait outside my car to listen and see where they go. (I had already put my .38 and LED Lenser in my pocket by then). I call wife inside the house and let her know what im doing so she won't worry. I don't hear anything for a few mins, then all of a sudden, I hear my trash can moving at the end of my driveway. I'm thinking they are either going to steal it or throw in on the highway. So i sneak up, and get within "pooping pants" distance and scare the living you know what out of them with the flashlight. They take off, with no harm done.

So I call the police and let them know about the situation and they say they will send a cop out. So i mosey up to the porch and wait. While I'm sitting there, I get the feeling something is out of place and definitely not right. Then I realize, I STILL HAVE MAKEUP ON FROM THE PLAY!!!!!!

So I bang on the door, but wife won't let me in!!! I see her in the house scrambling to get my son, then my phone rings. It's the wife telling me someone is at our door trying to break in. I SAY NO, IT"S ME TRYING TO GET MAKE UP OFF BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP!!!

AHAHAHAHA !!!!!

[Guest BEARMAN]

That is FUNNY!...Would you care to enlighten us on what type of "make-up" you were wearing...if I could be so bold to ask???

Because...inquiring minds want to know...

[Guest oldsmobile98]

They take off, with no harm done.

Yeah ... you will NEVER see them again.

[gnmwilliams]

Come on...you know you tossed your high heels in the trash can. Be honest

[sigrug17]

I hope it wasn't scary clown make-up like Stephen King's book...or made for TV series...that program gave me nightmares for a week.

[oldogy]

This is worthless without pictures. But I have an imagination and you told the story very well........So did you get the makeup off before the cops came? That would be another story.

oldogy

[gnmwilliams]

I can just hear the cops on the radio. "We have an unidentified female err male err individual banging on the front door of a residence. Requesting back-up."

Minutes later: One officer to the other. "Well I guess we could tase em' an see if he screams like a man or a woman."

Edited May 22, 2010 by gnmwilliams

[Guest Risky Ruger]

Those are funny comments. The make up was just some eye liner, and blush and what ever else the lady put on me. I was able to rush in the house and get it off with the wife's make up remover......THANK GOD!!!

Who knows what the cop would have thought?!?!?!

[Guest Broomhead]

LMAO...Nuff said!

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

They're never gonna screw with that ugly lady's trash can again...

[Guest BEARMAN]

FWIW...They could be trying to steal your identity, by rummaging thru your trash can and trying to find some of your important documents to steal and use.

Might want to filter those type papers out and do what I do...burn them.

[Guest Bluemax]

Thank the big guy upstairs that you were able to get the make up off b4 LEO showed up. Who knows, it could have been the guy that pulled over porn star Barbie Cummings and who knows how this could have ended

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Thank the big guy upstairs that you were able to get the make up off b4 LEO showed up. Who knows, it could have been the guy that pulled over porn star Barbie Cummings and who knows how this could have ended

No really, I'm lost.

[Guest Risky Ruger]

Im lost on that one two...Who is this Barbie person?

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Im lost on that one two...Who is this Barbie person?

I guess its something that happened back when TV was black and white... only the old people on here bring it up... :up:

Cause we're both under 30 and have NO CLUE...

[Murgatroy]

Amateur adult film actress, pulled over by a cop. Personal favors ensued. Pictures happened.

It didn't go well for the cop. She became slightly famous.

Happened less than 10 years ago, I think.

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

Amateur adult film actress, pulled over by a cop. Personal favors ensued. Pictures happened.

It didn't go well for the cop. She became slightly famous.

Happened less than 10 years ago, I think.

I'm thinking even 5 or less years ago....

But it is getting late and I dont think well even when it isnt, I remember the story and it dont seem like it was that long ago.

[kb4ns]

It was a state trooper, wasn't it? It definitely wasn't that long ago. More than 5, less than 10 ago.

[strickj]

Three years ago and she was pulled over by a TN bear.

Porn Star's Blog Has Tennessee Trooper in Hot Water - ABC News

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Ahhhhhh...

[Chucktshoes]

Ahhhhhh...

[Guest Glock23ForMe]