Interesting gun facts

[Proscene]

As you've probably heard, our illustrious governor has vetoed the Guns in restaurant/bars bill. Luckily the Senate will overrule him shortly. Here are some interesting facts to ponder:

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(

Accidental deaths caused by Physicians

per year are

120,000.

© Accidental deaths per physician

is

0.171

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of

Health and Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.

is

80,000,000

(Yes, that's 80 million)

(

The number of accidental gun deaths

per year, all age groups,

is

1,500.

© The number of accidental deaths

per gun owner

is

0.0000187

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

Almost everyone has at least one doctor.

This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

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Please alert your friends

to this

alarming threat.

We must ban doctors

before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large,

I withheld the statistics on

lawyers

for fear the shock would cause

people to panic and seek medical attention!

[kb4ns]

[eapking]

BAN SCALPELS NOW!!!

[dubya3488]

INCREDIBLE!!!