Season's Greetings

[~Emily~]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishes. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

[Guest Steelharp]

That's for democrats... for republicans, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

[Guest Verbal Kint]

Uh... Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

[TGO David]

I've seen that before.

Merry CHRISTmas.

[Guest 2HOW]

Merry Christmas:cheers:

[Guest Boomhower]

That's for democrats... for republicans, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

:lol::bowrofl::rock:

[Guest Valkyrie]

Right back at you?

[Guest sagebrushjim]

Merry Christmas:cheers:

Same here !!!

[Guest db99wj]

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Merry CHRISTmas.

+1, HO HO HO.

[Guest GlocKingTN]

Ditto

[Guest Phantom6]

That first post was obviously written by an attorney on retainer for the DNC. As for me and my kind, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! God bless the Unided States of America.

[dralarms]

That first post was obviously written by an attorney on retainer for the DNC. As for me and my kind, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! God bless the Unided States of America.

Exactly.

Merry Christmas everyone.

[fury2neon]

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

[Pokey]

Hey guys, I just want to wish everyone on here a very Merry Christmas and a safe New year! I hope everyone gets what they've asked for! Lord knows we're blessed way beyond our means!!!!

Again, Merry Christmas to all!!!!

[Guest canynracer]

Uh... Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.

^ What he said ^

[~Emily~]

Actually it's been around for years but I thought it was cute.

Anyway...

Merry Christmas and a very Happy 2008!!

[Guest Len]

Keeping with the bi-partisan spirit of the season, here we go from the other side of the aisle. Also been around a couple of years. Supposedly actually read on the House floor.

Republican Christmas Spirit

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House

No bills were passed 'bout which Fox News could grouse; Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,

So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;

Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,

While visions of school and home danced in their heads;

In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,

Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;

Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;

Americans feared we were on a fast track to...well...

Wait--- we need a distraction--- something divisive and wily;

A fabrication straight from the mouth of O'Reilly

We can pretend that Christmas is under attack

Hold a vote to save it--- then pat ourselves on the back;

Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger

Wake up Congress, they're in no danger!

This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,

From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes...even Costco;

What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,

When this is the season to unite us with joy

At Christmas time we're taught to unite,

We don't need a made-up reason to fight

So on O'Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;

You should just sit back, relax...have a few egg nogs!

'Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch

With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?

So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,

A merry Christmas to all,

and to Bill O'Reilly...Happy Holidays.

[Guest BG38357]

Merry Christmas everyone!