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[Guest jackdm3]

In the event of being attacked by a frycook at a fast food joint wielding a full basket of boiling hot oily french fries, would you feel that you could/would return fire considering this event would potentially leave you blind?

If you choose option 3, what say you?

*Yeah, this is just something fun to start off the weekend right, so what the Hell!

Edited May 14, 2010 by jackdm3

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

That IMO is a threat of serious bodily injury....

We know what the law says about that....

[Bubba0031]

I concur with Joe on this one the threat doesn't have to be from a gun to be deadly. If fact there are some that think the fast food it's self is deadly it just takes longer to kill you. Maybe that means we just shoot the clerk before they take our order.

[The Average Joe]

This really....really stretches the limit of "hypothetical situation".

[kb4ns]

This really....really stretches the limit of "hypothetical situation".

This is Jack we're talking about. I'm really surprised a nun and a baby (or even a baby nun) were not involved in this scenario.

[Guest jackdm3]

This is Jack we're talking about. I'm really surprised a nun and a baby (or even a baby nun) were not involved in this scenario.

To see how this played out, go to post number 54 on this thread http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/general-off-topic/36365-memorials-car-windows-6.html#post522081.

"Smart@ss" back at ya, kb! We're even.

[JReedEsq]

Unless I am cornered, I would just run. I can't imagine that a guy could chase that quickly while carrying a full vat if grease.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Run around screaming, "I can't have salt on my fries!"

[kb4ns]

To see how this played out, go to post number 54 on this thread http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/general-off-topic/36365-memorials-car-windows-6.html#post522081.

"Smart@ss" back at ya, kb! We're even.

Yeah, just caught up on that thread. However, I spent most of my time there picturing Mike.357 drafting on his lawn tractor...

[Guest db99wj]

I would shoot a hole in the bottom of the pan, thus causing hot grease to pour on said fry cook, then I would salt him.

[The Average Joe]

Chances are, if you gave him the "Double Tap", he'd splatter you after he fell to the ground, anyway.

Flight is (in this case) your best option....

But there's nothing wrong with circling back around and flanking him with a "Double Tap".

[kb4ns]

...then I would salt him.

There is an "assault" joke in that, but I digress...

[Guest jackdm3]

A back story on the "sundaes to sooth my eyes" inspiration. We had a guy at work that went to Platinum Plus (shake junt). Somebody had stolen some money from one of the strippers. The bouncers search the place for the perp. Mark was in the bathroom at the time. They turned him upside down to shake him of his money, but only a lot of coins fell to the floor. They let him go, and as he was straightening himself out, he said "No listen, my good man. I'll have you know ..." MACE! He scrambles out of there as best he could, goes to the gas station next door, grabs two ice cream sandwiches, throws the money on the counter, opens the wrappers, peals the chocolate breading off of one side on each sandwich to get to the ice cream centers and slaps them on his eyes!

[Garufa]

...wielding a full backet of boiling hot oily french fries,!

Now is he wielding a bucket of hot oil with fries in it or a basket of hot fries fresh out of the fryer?

[kb4ns]

A back story on the "sundaes to sooth my eyes" inspiration. We had a guy at work that went to Platinum Plus (shake junt). Somebody had stolen some money from one of the strippers. The bouncers search the place for the perp. Mark was in the bathroom at the time. They turned him upside down to shake him of his money, but only a lot of coins fell to the floor. They let him go, and as he was straightening himself out, he said "No listen, my good man. I'll have you know ..." MACE! He scrambles out of there as best he could, goes to the gas station next door, grabs two ice cream sandwiches, throws the money on the counter, opens the wrappers, peals the chocolate breading off of one side on each sandwich to get to the ice cream centers and slaps them on his eyes!

Maybe we should start a new thread titled "Stories from the purple church"...

[Guest jackdm3]

Now is he wielding a bucket of hot oil with fries in it or a basket of hot fries fresh out of the fryer?

Basket.

[Guest db99wj]

Maybe we should start a new thread titled "Stories from the purple church"...

This one time....

[Garufa]

Basket.

In that case I'd throw a double-stack with everthing 'cept but cheese, immediately blinding him as the hot meat patties fly out and smack him right in both eyes.

[Guest SUNTZU]

It all comes down to training. One day you might come across the Elite Tactical Fry Guy who spends all his off time honing his skills playing Burgertime. Its the original "shoot" house for short order cooks.