Jesus Ran Over in Massachusetts.

[Guest SUNTZU]

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. -- The victim has probably forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Northampton crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed the street in Northampton.

Officers responding to Tuesday's incident checked the 50-year-old Belchertown man's ID and discovered that, indeed, Lord Jesus Christ is his legal name.

He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

FOXNews.com - Woman Runs Down Lord Jesus Christ in Massachusetts Street

[jtluttrell]

Talk about feeling bad for your mistake. Sheesh.

[Oh Shoot]

Let he who is without sin cast the first SUV.

- OS

[kb4ns]

Let he who is without sin cast the first SUV.

- OS

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

Let he who is without sin cast the first SUV.

- OS

:rofl::rofl:

[Guest Bronker]

Let he who is without sin cast the first SUV.

- OS

We are not worthy, chief.

[jtluttrell]

I wonder if it was a Christ-ler?

[Guest Phantom6]

That's gonna be some really bad Karma

[Oh Shoot]

I wonder if it was a Christ-ler?

Bada BING!

- OS

[Guest Bronker]

I wonder if it was a Christ-ler?

Nah. It was a Honda. Scripture says.

Acts 2:1

"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place."

[VolunteerGuns]

That's gonna be some really bad Karma

His bad carma is from changing his name to Lord Jesus Christ.

[Guest Caveman]

Wow.....If Santa dies in a sleigh accident and the Easter Bunny gets caught in a bear trap we will have ourselves a party.

[Oh Shoot]

Nah. It was a Honda. Scripture says.

Acts 2:1

"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place."

Bada bing BAM!

- OS

[bubbiesdad]

I wonder if it was a Christ-ler?

Instant Rimshot