Mustard vs. Mayo

[Garufa]

I hate, despise and otherwise loathe Mayonnaise. Through another thread today there appears to be others like me. http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/general-off-topic/39543-happy-cinco-de-mayo.html

Voting is simple. Do you prefer Mustard or Mayo. It's one or the other and this ain't Burger King so you can't have it your way. One is better than other. Choose.

I would die without Mustard.

[G27]

Dukes mayo > every other condiment on the face of the earth.

[Guest jackdm3]

I love simple yellow mustyturd. And just last week I found out something quite revolutionary in the homeopathic department: My grandmother (and many athletes) eat it to ward off leg cramps because of the tumeric. One simply packet does all she needs within minutes.

[enfield]

I like both, in their places - mustard on a ham sammich and mayo on turkey. I make my own mayo.

[Guest jackdm3]

You do it the way they taught me at my first job at Garibaldi's: never put mustard on a bird. I've been an outlaw ever since.

[Motasyco]

Can't vote. One is no good without the other. They should be mixed together in the same squeeze bottle making a single super condiment.

[Garufa]

Garibaldi's was the first pizza I ever burned the roof of my mouth with. The original over by Tiger High.

[G27]

I make my own mayo.

*no comment*

[Volzfan]

No mayo for me. It's gotta be ordinary yellow mustard. No grey Poopon!

[Volzfan]

I make my own mayo.

*no comment*

HAHA! I wasn't gonna comment but since you did I'll LOL!!!

[Guest jackdm3]

Germantown

[Rightwinger]

Can't vote. One is no good without the other. They should be mixed together in the same squeeze bottle making a single super condiment.

+1

[Mike.357]

Dukes mayo > every other condiment on the face of the earth.

now you are reading my mind.

Mayo is awesome. It comes in a jar with a big gaping hole on top. Which of course makes it convenient to get big globs of it out.

Mustard on the other hand if not shaken very well produces yellow water when squeezed on food. Which of course ruins what you put it on.

mayo is good on

Burgers

ham sammiches

hot dogs

bacon sammiches

roast beef

french fries

egg sammiches

tator salad

cole slaw

egg salad

deviled eggs

mixed with hot sauce

.....well this list will never end.

Mustard is good on

hotdogs

pretzels

bologna sammiches

can't think of anything else.

[mikegideon]

I voted, but don't like one much better than the other. Kinda like the kill accidentally or on purpose poll. :-)

[Guest Bluemax]

*no comment*

Was this made into a movie and would I have had to sneak out of the back room with it ?

Seriously, If we didn't have bologna and mayonnaise growing up we may have starved to death

I'll give you a sad and unfortunate example; when I started the first grade, most of us brought our lunch to school. The kids had all kind of sandwiches, PB&J, Ham and cheese etc but I was the only one that consistantly had Peanut Butter and Mayo on white bread with tomato and onoin with salt and black pepper and a sweet pickle if I was lucky. While all of the other kids recoiled in horror at this culinary abomination: I on the other hand loved it, right up until the point I discovered girls but thats another story. To this day, I still enjoy a PB and Mayo with all the fixins and a big glass of cold milk although now I may lock the door and pull the curtains before enjoying

[Guest 70below]

I refuse to choose between two of the greatest condiments known to man. Give me mayo and jalapeno on my brat, and Mustard onion and ketchup on my dogs.

[Guest jackdm3]

*No dogs were killed in the making of this poll.

[Bubbatn]

Hard to choose, however I guess if I had to, I'd have to pick Mayo.

[G27]

Mayo is awesome. It comes in a jar with a big gaping hole on top. Which of course makes it convenient to get big globs of it out.

Mustard on the other hand if not shaken very well produces yellow water when squeezed on food. Which of course ruins what you put it on.

Hahahahaha, that's so true.

mayo is good on

Burgers

ham sammiches

hot dogs

bacon sammiches

roast beef

french fries

egg sammiches

tator salad

cole slaw

egg salad

deviled eggs

mixed with hot sauce

.....well this list will never end.

Mustard is good on

hotdogs

pretzels

bologna sammiches

can't think of anything else.

Post of the year.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Spicy brown mustard on a reuben sandwich.

No yellow mustard for me. I had enough of them in my childhood. Maybe I will have another hotdog with mustard when I get a grand kid.

[kb4ns]

mayo is good ...

mixed with hot sauce

You, sir, have just blown my mind. I read this and thought to myself, "I love mayo. I love hot sauce! OMG!!!!!"

[G27]

You, sir, have just blown my mind. I read this and thought to myself, "I love mayo. I love hot sauce! OMG!!!!!"

It's beyond comprehension you've never thought to mix the two!

At some point in the (near) future, you'll even have your own 'ratio' figured out...

[kb4ns]

It's beyond comprehension you've never thought to mix the two!

I know, right! I'm disappointed in myself right now.

[eapking]

Depends on what you're putting it on.

[Il Duce]

this is a hard one but im gonna go mustard...specifically Jack Daniels Mustard