Drinkin' problem.

[towerclimber37]

this sounds like a problem for a retired man.

Now I know of a fella..he's a retired chemical engineer. I asked him about it. he says that he spends his free time in retirement converting Beer whiskey and wine into urine.

He doesn't seem to have a problem with his palate, or the order in which he does his conversions and suggests that in order to get it right, you practice daily.

[Oh Shoot]

...

I guess I'm just not the "Great Imbiber" I once was, OS....

Actually, I'm retired pro myself.

- OS

[ftncityfatboy]

Thinking about sampling different drinks of the adult nature back to back. What's the best way to neutralize the palate and go to the next sample? A certain food or drink? And do the travel-size bottles fail to convey the nature of the big bottles?

if you are simply tasting, don't swallow the swill. let it roll across the palate and back of tongue as in a slurping manner, then spit it out. rinse the palate with wine crackers afterward. expelling the drink will allow more tasting w/o a drunken effect.

[Oh Shoot]

... expelling the drink will allow more tasting w/o a drunken effect.

Lordy, how twisted is THAT?

- OS

[Guest Jamie]

What if you have two X wives, crimson...does that count?

If you've got 2 x wives, then you can drink anything you please in any combination you please and not worry; 'cause you've already lived through more hell than any drink could possibly inflict on ya.

And yes, I know this to be a fact due to personal experience...

J.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

All I know, is that 6 Double Jack's and Coke don't follow 10 $2 Dos Equis well.... That was a long Monday night...

[mikegideon]

if you are simply tasting, don't swallow the swill. let it roll across the palate and back of tongue as in a slurping manner, then spit it out. rinse the palate with wine crackers afterward. expelling the drink will allow more tasting w/o a drunken effect.

Bzzzt! That's alcohol abuse

PS: In Kentucky, spitting out Woodford Reserve is grounds for an immediate ass whippin' :-)

Edited April 25, 2010 by mikegideon

[Guest m&pc9]

expelling the drink will allow more tasting w/o a drunken effect.

Might as well drink water then.

[wjh2657]

I'd say definately salted.

Be careful though. I did this kinda thing one Saturday before a superbowl party years ago. I ended up missing the whole superbowl because I spent that entire Sunday throwing up every few minutes. Also somehow those crackers mysteriously ended up crumbled up, and spread on the floor from wall to wall in my house. From what I heard I had crumbled them all up in the package, and decided to play quarterback and the crumbled pack of crackers was the ball. The ceiling fan took care of spreading them on the floor for me.

Good times.

My kinda guy! Reminds me of me at 20-30 years Old. I lost three days one time after a party! Hardly ever touch the stuff anymore. Got older and found other useless insane things to do without needing booze.

[mikegideon]

Well, the weekend is about over, so...

Earth to Planet Jack, did you learn anything? Any new favorites? Take all the time you need :-)

[Jasongar8]

Well, the weekend is about over, so...

Earth to Planet Jack, did you learn anything? Any new favorites? Take all the time you need :-)

He is probably still in bed nursing his hangover.

[mikegideon]

He is probably still in bed nursing his hangover.

Yep. I figure he'll get back to us when his noggin heals

[Guest jackdm3]

This is for next weekend. Didn't want to blow our first Memphis Meet on Saturday 24th. Good turnout and I'm really glad I was lucid.

[Guest Jamie]

Jack, just because you're sober don't make you lucid.

J.

[Guest Daelith]

I thought you were going to start the drinking Friday and I was tempted to do something like this to you Saturday.

[Guest jackdm3]

Can't see the pic, D.

[Guest Daelith]

Weird it shows on my screen. I'll try another version.

[Oh Shoot]

Weird it shows on my screen. I'll try another version.

If you link a file to your own hard drive, it WILL show on YOUR screen.

We, on the other hand, don't have access to YOUR hard drive. :-)

- OS

[mikegideon]

Has to be available via a public IP address.

[Guest Daelith]

Try this one!

[Guest jackdm3]

You're cookin' now.

[Guest Daelith]

Every forum has it little differences. I'll get these figured out.

[Guest jackdm3]

Won't be having drinkin' probs this weekend. Gonna get in touch with a little mother nature instead. No. Not that. Gotta plant crops this weekend and looking forward to the sweet grime of it all. Green peppers, red, cucumbers, tomatoes, okra and corn. Any ideas to round it out?

[Mike.357]

string beans

[Guest jackdm3]

Forgot to mention that staple is a regular.