Foreskin: The New Botox

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peaceful parenting: Article Asks: "Are Infant Foreskins the New Botox?"

Unless you have young sons, you might not be aware that circumcision is on a downward trend, and that the anti-circumcision lobby is gaining ground. Not your problem? Well, it turns out that this issue is suddenly of relevance to everyone: Foreskins are the latest tool in the fight against aging, and we're going to need a constant fresh supply!

Developed by a biomedical company, "Vavelta" is a clear liquid, made from millions of microscopic new skin cells cultured from babies' foreskins, which is then injected into the skin to treat wrinkles, sun damage, and scars.

The clinical trials, which took place in London using "material" from a US hospital, have just been completed and reportedly show the technique to be "astonishingly effective." So there's a minor "ick" factor. But what's that compared to injecting your face with deadly poison or cow skin, or indeed to (gulp) actually aging?

[jtluttrell]

So, should we expect to see the "health benefits" of circumcision to resurface with "new studies", just cause now the hospitals can sell the turtlenecks to rich people?

[E4 No More]

Lends new meaning to the term "Dick Face"!

[Guest Jamie]

Lends new meaning to the term "Dick Face"!

Yeah... and just imagine if they find out that stuff is also good at re-growing hair on bald men...

J.

[Guest ADAM]

whole new spin on the term "cock-eyed"

[Guest last1is4me]

Lends new meaning to the term "Dick Face"!

Thanks for the laugh!!!

[MikeW]

Ewwww

[Chucktshoes]

If a woman wants to rub a little penis on her face, I would imagine there are much easier and less expensive ways to go about it.

[Guest Glock23ForMe]

If a woman wants to rub a little penis on her face, I would imagine there are much easier and less expensive ways to go about it.

Yep.. Depending on a few factors, I'll give away free ones...

[gnmwilliams]

Wow...This thread is goin south fast! Or did it start there anyway?

[Derek]

If a woman wants to rub a little penis on her face, I would imagine there are much easier and less expensive ways to go about it.

bahahahahahaha

[E4 No More]

Yep.. Depending on a few factors, I'll give away free ones...

Sorry to hear about your little penis, man.

[MCSCOTT]

Sorry to hear about your little penis, man.

:rofl:

[Chucktshoes]

Yep.. Depending on a few factors, I'll give away free ones...

Sorry to hear about your little penis, man.

Oooh, Burn!

Apparently the girl in the parking lot thread wasn't hit with much.

Edited April 23, 2010 by Chucktshoes

[G27]

So, if a woman rubs her lips after this, do they get bigger?

[E4 No More]

I guess if she licks her lips she's giving herself fallatio.

[Guest billwilly73]

If your woman gets her lips injected, and then kisses you, would that mean......................nevermind

[Guest BEARMAN]

In before the "lock"

This thread is funny...like...funny ha ha!

[Chief07]

So Nancy Pelosi uses botox or.....................

Damn no wonder she always looks "pissed off"

OOOOOOOOOOO

[seez52]

I expect this change in procedure has something to do with the new obamacare tax added to botox injections so this makes for a no-tax alternative.

At least for now. What will this tax be called?

[res308]

Lends new meaning to the term "Dick Face"!

I was wait'n for that!

[res308]

What will this tax be called?

Pecker Premium.

[Guest Swamprunner]

Richard Cranium creme.

[lsp408]

This thread is so funny.

[TNrifleman]

This has to be the funniest thread i have ever read, I'm having to wipe the tears out of my eyes.