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[Jasongar8]

The looks on the police officers faces are priceless.

[Guest milkman]

Cop: I warned you man...

Perp: I told you not to taze me bro...

Cop 2: I never did that when they tazed me...

Perp: You just got to push just right...

[Guest billwilly73]

What did we tell you last time?

If you walk around Bellmeade with any kind of pistol in your hand, someone will shoot at you and scare the out of you. You just had to keep pushing the envelope, didn't you?

[TNFF319]

You know it is bad when the watch commander is laughing.

[Guest Plainsman]

Yeah, he'll never live that one down...

[Il Duce]

well at least your jail boyfriend will be happy you are clean

[mcurrier]

"Honest ociffer, a dog ran off with my pants."

[Erik88]

wait a minute...... is that in is underwear or a shadow?

[Ebow1]

Perp: I warned you for a reason.

[eapking]

wait a minute...... is that in is underwear or a shadow?

Victim of a big SHART.

[Guest Broomhead]

That would be . Shadows aren't brown.

[Guest Broomhead]

Perp: "Officer, I will never bet that a sphincter can tell the difference between liquid and gas again. I was just so sure."

[Guest Chandler]

"honestly officer , you should have seen how much coke I just smuggled, you would have **** your ......oh.......riiiiiiiiiight"

[Guest db99wj]

Happens.

[Mad_Squirrell]

The looks on the police officers faces are priceless.

You see officer its like this.................................you'll never believe..........................(thinks to himself ) ill never drink that cheap stuff again where the heck am I anyway

[ShamGlock]

"That's why I specifically asked you to lube the gloves first"

[Guest Bronker]

"OK, sir. Now listen, we're all adults here. It really is funny if you think about it. I was in the bathroom over there trying to hook up with my girl on the phone, and there was this guy in the stall next to me that kept talking to me!!! I'll admit, I panicked, ok? Who hasn't? Well anyway...here's my I.D."

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[Links2k]

Honestly officer... everytime I see blue lights I myself.

[strickj]

I poo'd a little.

[Guest Jamie]

Naked guy: "So the guy stuck an orange-tipped gun in my face and said "Gimme your wallet and your clothes", and I just laughed at him." "Then he fired a shot past my ear and, well..."

J.

Edited April 15, 2010 by Jamie

[Guest mustangdave]

The looks on the police officers faces are priceless.

Officer...if I may...can I have a minute to compose myself? I do want to get my story straight before you take me downtown. Ok...ok, I got it. There I was...open carrying on the mall downtown...next thing I know you guys show up and....hey wait a darn minute here...how'd I get...is that I smell? WTF happened? Am I on Belle Meade...is that Al Gore's place?...Hey Tipper!!! Big Daddy's here.

[gnmwilliams]

Somebody call the "poo"lice

[Guest Daelith]

I just feel sorry for the officer that got stuck hauling this guy in. I hope he had some plastic or something to put down before putting him the back.

[Handsome Rob]

"No I didn't........"

Or

".......asked for a six inch PIANist!!!! What smell?..."

[jtluttrell]

Somebody call the "poo"lice

Winner.