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[tnextreme01]

If you kill a hooker and throw her body on the side of road is that littering ?

P.S. I have never killed a hooker.

[Guest jackdm3]

So you threw a live hooker to the side of the road, then?

Edited April 8, 2010 by jackdm3

[Guest mgjohn]

Is that for lack of trying or are you doing it wrong??

Practice makes perfect.

[Mike.357]

I would say that if caught, they would pass up a littering charge and go for something bigger.

[Oh Shoot]

So you think hookers are worse than slicers?

- OS

[nightrunner]

of course, everybody knows if you throw trash on the side of the road, its littering.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Why not just put her head in a box and hide her in the closet if she pretty? It's murder dumbass!

[tnextreme01]

Yes yes yes I know its murder, but technically can they get you for littering? I know its stupid but a dead person can not move them-self. Of course they will never charge someone with littering in a murder case, but was just pondering.

[MCSCOTT]

I'd say only if she were a trashy hooker. I've seen some really high class hookers in my day that probably wouldn't be considered litter.

[strickj]

Why throw her out?

You can always put her in the freezer and reheat later....

[Mike.357]

Why throw her out?

You can always put her in the freezer and reheat later....

dude, why am I not shocked you wrote that?

[TripleDigitRide]

If you have sex with a prostitute and don't pay, is it rape or shoplifting?

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

of course, everybody knows if you throw trash on the side of the road, its littering.

With that logic, would not picking one up be considered cleaning up our highways, or even beautifying our cities?

just sayin?

[nightrunner]

With that logic, would not picking one up be considered cleaning up our highways, or even beautifying our cities?

just sayin?

and would your time spent with the "trash" qualify for community service?

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

and would your time spent with the "trash" qualify for community service?

Things that make you go Ummmmmm?

[Ebow1]

All ridiculousness aside, the human body is made entirely of natural elements and decomposes on its own, therefore under no circumstance could a dead body be considered litter.

[Kelemvor]

All ridiculousness aside, the human body is made entirely of natural elements and decomposes on its own, therefore under no circumstance could a dead body be considered litter.

So if I bought 10 tons of chicken livers and dumped them all up and down I-440 it would be totally cool since they naturally compost?

[Oh Shoot]

So if I bought 10 tons of chicken livers and dumped them all up and down I-440 it would be totally cool since they naturally compost?

That's not litter. It's pollution!

Just like all the hog shyte ponds in NC that overflow now and then.

- OS

[Ebow1]

On 440, or just off to the side? For the most you can't get any trouble for dumping something natural that will decompose on it's on. That varies depending on quantity and specific location. All I've kept track of is the fact that I can through my cigar butts wherever I please due to the fact that they are 100% tobacco and you can't litter with a plant.

As far as dumping dead chickens directly on 440 goes, I have no doubt you'll get in trouble due simply to the fact that the government pays people to scrape dead animals off the interstate. They will undoubtedly charge if they have to scrape off your dead animals.

[Guest Bluemax]

You gotta admit Hookers are fun at parties..ahem or so I've heard