Depressed?

[titan14]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . .

I called Lifeline in hopes for some reassurance, got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

[jeremy155rr]

[dats82]

Nice

[Tnscooter63]

[Guest mikedwood]

That would be funnier if I hadn't spent all day yesterday on calls with call centers across the ocean yesterday.

I made one Indian lady real mad cause she couldn't understand me. I felt on equal ground for once.

[Guest Bronker]

Our situation is so whacked right now, the only emotion I could come up with was to laugh. So...thanks.

And yes, I can drive a truck. Having been born in D.C., I also know my way around the place...

[ShamGlock]

This is just great!!!

[Guest m&pc9]

Thats a good one.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Excellent!

[DWARREN123]

Don't get depressed, get mad then get to work getting these douche bags out and some decent douche bags in.

Don't forget to laugh, love and hold your family and friends close.

[G27]

Hahahaha

That. Is. Awesome.