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Gunnin' Granny's

We take your normal sweet granny and put a gun in her hands to see what she'll do. Age 65?....naw......age 70?....for the birds.....age 75?...keep going........sky's the limit. The older the better. Can't see out 1 eye...that's cool, we can help her hit the target. Can't see out of both eyes.....no problem. Live dummy's down range scream when they're hit. Granny'll know when she hits the target...trust us. :shake:

We take your elders and teach then how to handle their nursing home aids. Self Defense programs are set up to show your granny how to knock'em down and out for the count.

Only 19.95+shipping and handling

May cause family problems, poo problems, headaches, std's, sore eyes, dry mouth, black tooth grins, poppin' eyeballs, saggin' buns, sore legs and possibly divorce.

BTW....taking your' granny out is awsome......seriously. Too cool!!

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