What NOT to do on Valentine's Day...

[Metalhead]

[dubya3488]

BBAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAHA! That's amazing.

:lol::lol:

[Garufa]

[Guest mustangdave]

LMAO...dead man walkin...

[Guest Broomhead]

I would be buried the next day if I tried something like that on my wife.

[Volzfan]

That's not very smart!

[Guest Baddawg865]

My wife would be chasing me with the broom stick!

[LagerHead]

That dude is a born again virgin.

[ShamGlock]

That is awesome! My wife would shove that pole up my bum sideways.

[Kano]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[ShaunM]

this first then this would happen

[E4 No More]

He better hope that she has one heck of a sense of humor after posting that on the web.

Thanks for the laugh!

[1gewehr]

I suspect that they are no longer a 'couple'.

[jtluttrell]

That was a great prank till he F'd it up.

[Guest jackdm3]

I pick on my wife enough already. She'd just cry after that. Take a long time to forgive myself.

[Retired Navy GMC]

I may have to try that one!!!!

[9teeneleven]

The better prank would be to just leave!

[ShamGlock]

The better prank would be to just leave!

That's what I thought too. But I know I couldn't resist and would have to give her a firm one myself.

[Guest jackdm3]

A firm what?!

[BryanP]

I'd do it. But then I'd be afraid to go to sleep.

[Guest jackdm3]

Can you say, "Bobbit?"

[I_Like_Pie]

There is one that I saw a while back (Evil girlfriend...or something) that had the lady getting revenge for something like this. She got a pat of butter and rubbed it all over the bathroom floor while her better half was in the shower.

He hit the floor HARD!

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[VERO1]

Well it seemed like a good idea at the time.........

[Guest clownsdd]

All I can say is

1. he has got really big gonads

2. bet he don't get none for V day

[DWARREN123]

If any of you try this make sure to lube up the stick. Makes it easier going in when she catches you!