Always check your kids homework

[Guest birdman]

[Guest jackdm3]

Too skinny for me.

[Mike.357]

i'd hit it

[Guest cjr]

i'd hit it

Your 51 years old,you would probobly hit anything:popcorn:

[Guest jackdm3]

TMI!

[Rightwinger]

i'd hit it

Domestic assault will get your HCP revoked Mike!

Be nice!

(and I agree, to skinny, I like at least two lines on my stick women)

[Guest jackdm3]

I prefer two decent circles.

[Jasongar8]

i'd hit it

Of course you would.

[Guest 6.8 AR]

Working to put them in a private school, no doubt.

[Guest birdman]

The real letter that was sent to the teacher is:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,

Mrs.Smith

[Guest jackdm3]

[Guest Muttling]

LMAO

That's a great one.

[ShamGlock]

I too have worked at Home Depot before. That is a fairly accurate rendition of a shift at your local Home Depot.

[Guest CrazyLincoln]

At least he letter didn't start "Let my clarify. It had been a hectic week after we ran out of hoes....."