'Jesus knows you're here.'

[Kano]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

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> 'Jesus knows you're here.'

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> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

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> When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

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> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

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> 'Jesus is watching you.'

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> Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

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> Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

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> 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

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> 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

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> The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

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> 'Moses,' replied the bird.

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> 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

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> 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

[Almond27]

haha good one

[MacGyver]

That's funny.

[Guest Jcochran88]

Nice!

[Guest Caveman]

[ncomarc]

Nice.......