Disarmed....1/25/01 1400 hours

[Angus]

Yep, that is what I wrote, I have officially been disarmed as of yesterday!!

Well, I still have my 2 pistols, a shotgun, and my trusty old Mosin, but...I am offially (semi-officially) shooting blanks! Yep, I got a vasectamy.

Just an FYI for those of you that have not had one, and are thinking, I have felt no pain whatsoever. They sedated me, did their thing to my thing, and woke my big arse up. Viola, done deal!

If you are in/around Nashville, and need this done, I would def check out Dr. Mark Flora at Urology Associates. Great dude, and took real good care of me and mine, if you know what I mean!

Angus

Edit: 1/25/10...my bad.....can't even blame med for that one, just being............. dickslexic

Edited January 27, 2010 by Angus
I am currently DICKSLEXIC

[Smith]

This is one of the funniest and most disturbing post I've read in a while.

[Guest mustangdave]

They put you to SLEEP!!!!!???...was wide awake for mine back in the barbaric 80's...getcha some good "support"...or the kiwi's will bruise

[sigmtnman]

Dude! You should have called for a rescue...

[Guest Caveman]

Wow, I feel like you should have bought me dinner before I read this.

[Daniel]

I still want another I think.

[Magiccarpetrides]

hahahaha....congrats and thanks for not donating to the we already have way too many kids in the US fund.

[trblmkr13]

I am holding out as long as possible

[Guest jackdm3]

It was 11 years ago, around 8:30 or 9PM working that damn nightshift. We're having a slow night, and my buddy talks about having had his when he was in his mid-thirties. I'm intrigued, as are several of the other guys around. So we have a campfire group going. Everyone's got "Enquiring Minds" but I'm the only one asking questions. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. So I ask:

Me: How did the amount of your fluid change?

Him: Stayed pretty much the same.

The group:

Me: Did the cut hurt?

Him: Nope

Group::-\

Me: Was there a change in its consistency?

Him: A little

Group:

Me: Was there a change in color?

Him: Not really

Group:

Me: Change in smell?

Him: WHAT?!

Group:

Me: Well, did your wife notice a change in the taste?

Him:

Group:

Absolute silence.

So much for the advancement of scientific knowledge!

Edited January 27, 2010 by jackdm3

[KahrMan]

My personality is all the birth control I need...

[timcalhoun]

TMI!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Guest Caveman]

It was 11 years ago, around 8:30 or 9PM working that damn nightshift. We're having a slow night, and my buddy talks about having had his when he was in his mid-thirties. I'm intrigued, as are several of the other guys around. So we have a campfire group going. Everyone's got "Enquiring Minds" but I'm the only one asking questions. IN ALL SERIOUSNESS. So I ask:

Me: How did the amount of your fluid change?

Him: Stayed pretty much the same.

The group:

Me: Did the cut hurt?

Him: Nope

Group::-\

Me: Was there a change in its consistency?

Him: A little

Group:

Me: Was there a change in color?

Him: Not really

Group:

Me: Change in smell?

Him: WHAT?!

Group:

Me: Well, did your wife notice a change in the taste?

Him:

Group:

So much for the advancement of scientific knowledge!

[Luckyforward]

Well, for your sake, I'm glad the scalpel didn't slip in the doctor's hands . . .

[Bubba0031]

I'm glad his doctor's name wasn't Bobbit

[G27]

The doc who did mine is named Dr. Richard Pearson. He goes by Richard, but 'Dick Pearson' seems a lot more appropriate for his line of work...

He was actually extremely good and is among the highest recommended in this area.

[molonlabetn]

I was awake for mine... hurt a bit on one side cause it wasn't numbed all the way when he cut, but was doing dandy again within a few days... even back on the motorcycle within a week.

...and the consensus is that the taste is the same, but further testing is planned.

[Tobashadow]

No worries here unless i change wife's for some reason.

Mine got spaded three years ago for womanly problems.

[Guest jackdm3]

Womanly problems or pregnancy problems?

[gearyr]

A friend of mine had a vasectamy years ago. He told me that the doctor gave him a shot to make him woosy. The seadative started to take affect. He was loopy. He said the doctors good looking nurse asked him if she coluld watch the vasectamy. Of course he said. He said the more he looked at that good looking nurse. His MEMBER started to rise. The doctor saw what was happening. And the doctor had to tape his rising MEMBER to his leg! I won't ever forget that as long as I live. My buddy had werid sense of humor. gearyr

[Guest jackdm3]

I would think he would tape it to the tummy, with all the work below.

[Shug]

Dont have that worry, Girlfriend has been neutered

[Guest jackdm3]

Girlfriend's a boy?!?

[Chucktshoes]

Girlfriend's a boy?!?

Hey, It takes all kinds right?

[Guest jackdm3]

Reminds me of a Memphis band's song (M. Slider around '88) "My Cat's A Homosexual."

[Guest ScottD]

Ummm... Congrats?