Five Rules for Men

[Luckyforward]

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life. Good advice from a close friend.

1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Sincerely,

Tiger Woods

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

#5 FTW

[Guest Jamie]

So what about the other 11 women?

J.

[KahrMan]

[Guest demetrius316]

lol now that was funny

[waynesan]

Love it!

[Luckyforward]

Yeppers . . . if only ole Tiger had kept his putter in the bag . . .

[Guest Jamie]

Yeppers . . . if only ole Tiger had kept his putter in the bag . . .

It's certainly a case of probably being better off to have played half a course, rather than the full 18 holes...

J.