I lay me down to sleep......

[Guest Muttling]

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with

big **** who owns a bar on a golf course

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

[NuTcAsE]

Very good!

[Guest BEARMAN]

Mighty dat gum funny stuff, Muttling!!! LMAO!!!

[Guest Caveman]

Well done sir

[Guest Oaklands]

That about says it all!

[Guest SUNTZU]

[ShaunM]

I just read that to my wife and she said it was awfull but very funny!!!

[Guest 2HOW]

[Luckyforward]

YEPPERS!

[Chief07]

Woman want so much.

Men have simple wants!

Honey get me a beer.................

[Guest mustangdave]

The above poem is why there are places in this world like Subic Bay...Napels, Italy...Med Cruises and WESPAC deployments...Am I correct CHIEF?