Escaped Convict

[Guest Muttling]

An inmate escaped from prison after 20 years of confinement. He broke into a home that night, tied the husband to the chair and the wife to the bed. The husband watched in dismay as he kissed his wife’s ear and then went to the bathroom.

The husband said, “Look honey, this guy’s been in prison for years and he’s dangerous. He just kissed you and he’s probably going to do more. Give him whatever he wants and we might live through this. Be strong and know I love you.â€

The wife responded, “He didn’t kiss me. He whispered that he’s gay and wanted to know if we had any Vaseline. Be strong and know I love you.â€

[Guest logicprevails]

At least he used lube.....glass half full?

[BrasilNuts]

[trblmkr13]

I can't see any upside here

[Guest jackdm3]

YouTube - It puts the lotion on it's skin

[trblmkr13]

[Raoul]

Sick, but funny.

[Guest Swamprunner]

.....you guys are SCARIN' me!!

[Guest db99wj]

I thought this was a true story...

Escapee from prison caught in Georgia The Commercial Appeal

[gnmwilliams]

Im gonna go to my happy place and pretend I didn't read this thread! ;)

[Chief07]

Im gonna go to my happy place and pretend I didn't read this thread!

I'm speechless.

[E4 No More]

I can't see any upside here

I guess the escaped prisoner did!

[Currently]

Exactly the kind of humor my four brothers and I used to parry with each other!

We knew we had a good one when my mother was shocked speechless.

I bet this one works!

[Guest bkelm18]

Pfft, vaseline... amateur.

I mean that's nasty.

[Guest DeadMan1]

that jus ain't right.

[Guest Caveman]

HOLY THAT'S HILARIOUS

[Guest Buzz87]

I thought it was quite funny:lol:. My husband, however, not so much.