This ol' boy needs to get out more...

[Guest Jamie]

Inventor spends Christmas with his perfect woman - a £30,000 custom-made fembot

Although I gotta admit... it must be nice to have a woman who you can shut up just by flipping a switch. :devil:

J.

[Guest bkelm18]

That's actually really frightening.

[Guest Bluemax]

I'm refraining from my usual wiseass comments on this, because this is a coed forum and youngsters could be reading. I will say the number of jokes limmeriks amd even a sea shanty or to that popped in my head was pretty wild

[strickj]

Sheesh....talk about high maintenance.

Hell, I think I'd settle for a blow-up doll, and a Roomba.

"Talk dirty to me,baby"

"Bzzzzzzz...."

[Smith]

Weird!

[Guest clownsdd]

hand over mouth and tape on the fingers, so as not to say what those voices in my head are asking!!!

[Garufa]

Dude's a pervert.

[jgm219]

This quote came to mind from The Terminator:

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. "

Question though; does this model pose any... possible electrocution hazards?

[Guest Bluemax]

This quote came to mind from The Terminator:

"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. "

Question though; does this model pose any... possible electrocution hazards?

It reminded me of Full Metal Jacket, when the working girl asks the GI for 2 bucks s---y s---y. Wonder if the perve programed that into her vocab ?

[Garufa]

It reminded me of Full Metal Jacket, when the working girl asks the GI for 2 bucks s---y s---y. Wonder if the perve programed that into her vocab ?

Long time....

[Farman]

There once was a man named Le Trung

who spent Christmas with his dad and his mum

His girlfriend he brought

was made from parts that he bought

but she was not the women he thought

She really could talk

but not do the walk

so he'll take her apart once again

OK, I got it started.....

[TripleDigitRide]

You can buy a Real Doll for $5,000, and never have to listen to her talk.

[Garufa]

There once was a man named Le Trung

who spent Christmas with his dad and his mum

His girlfriend he brought

was made from parts that he bought

but she was not the women he thought

She really could talk

but not do the walk

so he'll take her apart once again

OK, I got it started.....

Back talk he had none

The strange man Le Trung

His woman thought he was hung

Edited December 29, 2009 by Garufa

[jgm219]

It reminded me of Full Metal Jacket, when the working girl asks the GI for 2 bucks s---y s---y. Wonder if the perve programed that into her vocab ?

I'm sure $5 is all his mom allows him to spend.

[Farman]

Well hung???

[Garufa]

Well hung???

You said it, I fixed it.

[Guest Bluemax]

Back talk he had none

The strange man Le Trung

His woman thought he was ****

Although he knew disassembly was risky

He couldn't resist as he was frisky

Her thermostat stuck and she began to steam

When the moment occured, rose a hideous scream

next:D

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

Well I could finish the poem but it sure wouldnt belong here....

MY luck they perfect the thing....I buy one and the OFF switch wont work

[Guest Bluemax]

Shame he didn't name her Delores, That along with my bottle of Stoli Santa brought me would have really got the creative juices flowing

Nasdrovia

[Farman]

Although he knew disassembly was risky

He couldn't resist as he was frisky

Her thermostat stuck and she began to steam

When the moment occured, rose a hideous scream

next:D

The scream was from he, the designer of she

and for him their heat was confounding

His heart was a pounding, as she he was mounting

a women that never was real

There was a silicon hole, that just fit his pole

but he found that her innards were steel

next

[Garufa]

Methinks you're a poet

and that you know it.

[Farman]

Yeah... I was starting to get carried away...

[Guest Bluemax]

No Kidding..reminds me of something I read in an outhouse in No where E Tn a few years ago

With their paint they hide my pen

But the S--t house bandit strikes again

My second favorite was in the Keys, in a dive I can't remember the name of. But when you went to the head and sat down, printed across the bottom of the stall door was the words " Beware of Drunken Limbo Dancers" I have had several laughs about that over the years

[Guest Schwarzgebrannt]

The Peon Pulpit: I'm Calling Aiko The Robot A Hoax

[Guest SUNTZU]

Here's you another nutjob from that side of the world.

Tokyo man marries video game character - CNN.com

Guy marries his video game character girlfriend. Its going to suck when someone gets the urge to be Emperor of the world again over there in crazyland.