Why....?

[Guest Bonedaddy]

:tough:Hey fellers! Love your web site. Always learning something new and some of you folks are a kinda funny! But seriously, how come this is the only site I go to that will freeze up my laptop from time to time?

[Guest jackdm3]

Ohhhhhhh Noooooooo! Don't make David mad. Please?

[Guest SUNTZU]

Because we're hacking your email.

[Rightwinger]

You have a liberal lap top

[strickj]

I can't answer your question, but just had to say the way you worded that kinda made me think of this...

But back to your question...I'm sure David will be along sometime to address it.

[pitt2magic]

Our website automatically culls out the weak.

[enfield]

Yer lucky - my laptop overheats here!

[TGO David]

Couldn't tell you.

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

That was to easy

[trblmkr13]

You'll need to change to a manly OS like Linux:stir:

[Motasyco]

I heard that happens to your laptop if you surf too much porn.

[Oh Shoot]

I heard that happens to your laptop if you surf too much porn.

Keyboard and mouse can grow hair, too.

- OS

[strickj]

Keyboard and mouse can grow hair, too.

- OS

Naa, That's just a myth

[Oh Shoot]

Naa, That's just a myth

I suppose my monitor going blind is just a myth too, huh, Mr. Smarty Pants!

- OS

[strickj]

I suppose my monitor going blind is just a myth too, huh, Mr. Smarty Pants!

- OS

Naa, just need glasses

[Oh Shoot]

Naa, just need glasses

I'll have you know my vision is every bit as good as it was when I was ... umm...er...well, 60, anyway.

- OS

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Guess I need a Mac instead of these damn PC's, then I could enjoy more of that quick wit ya'll spread so well.

[Oh Shoot]

Guess I need a Mac instead of these damn PC's, then I could enjoy more of that quick wit ya'll spread so well.

Naw, hell, my wit has survived MSDOS and 6 versions of Windows.

My one 'Tosh drove me to distraction.

- OS

[strickj]

Naw, hell, my wit has survived MSDOS and 6 versions of Windows.

My one 'Tosh drove me to distraction.

- OS

You call that wit?

Put yer glasses on, I think you misread him

[Oh Shoot]

You call that wit?

Put yer glasses on, I think you misread him

Can't find anything around the puter lately, what with all the damn long hair everywhere.

- OS

[strickj]

???

[Oh Shoot]

???

- OS

[Guest jackdm3]

Somehow, it kind of reminds me of Martin Scorsese.

[Guest Bonedaddy]

Just thought I'd check back in for more chuckles. Sometimes you guys are more fun than 3 hogs fartin' in a jar! Kinda weird, though, that the freeze-ups stopped after that post.

[Oh Shoot]

...Kinda weird, though, that the freeze-ups stopped after that post.

Figgered you were a pretty good guy, so I fixed it for you from here.

Btw, those ARE some pretty hot pix on your box there, thanks.

- OS