Sheesh... Now the PC Police are going after Santa.

[Guest Jamie]

Santa Should Get Off His Sleigh, Jog to Trim Image, Doctor Says

"Santa Claus should snack on his reindeer’s carrots and get off his sleigh and jog as portrayals of the portly brandy-drinker promote obesity, drunk-driving and other unhealthy behaviors, an Australian doctor said."

"The tradition of leaving cookies, mince pies and brandy out for Santa on Dec. 24 to help sustain his nocturnal pre-Christmas toy deliveries should be stopped to improve the fictitious character’s diet and counter a global obesity epidemic, Grills said."

Makes me want a cig and a drink, just reading that crap.

J.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I wonder how many people leave him meth?

[Mark@Sea]

Somehow, the image of a pastyfaced, skinny, vegetarian PC Santa just.

You know, some people just can't recognise a golden opportunity tos hut the heck up.

I hope this sanctimonius, self righteous prick doesn't have kids - or hope he does and they hear how dad hates Santa.

[Kelemvor]

When I have kids I'm going to have a concrete reason to celebrate in the winter season. I don't care about people saying Merry X-mas and telling their kids about Santa, but I won't make up crap for my kids. I think going after a fictional character about his weight or the fact that he drinks and flies a magical sleigh, is kinda stupid.

I wonder how many people leave him meth?

/thread

[Guest Jamie]

I wonder how many people leave him meth?

Or maybe a little crack?

J.

[Guest db99wj]

Why, really, why is this news. It is crazy that someone would come out and say this, and what's even crazier, why someone would publish it. I thought this was going to be from the onion or something and a joke, but it's from bloomberg.com!

[Guest jackdm3]

You eat a world supply of cookies = You get fat!

[Guest db99wj]

Santa should sue all of us for leaving this crap out for him, we did this to him.

[Guest Gun Geek]

Hey we fully expected him to take some back to the elves, not our fault.

[Guest mustangdave]

Somehow, the image of a pastyfaced, skinny, vegetarian PC Santa just.

You know, some people just can't recognise a golden opportunity tos hut the heck up.

I hope this sanctimonius, self righteous prick doesn't have kids - or hope he does and they hear how dad hates Santa.

This is the Dirt People's Santa...Dewd...whare's my reindeers...

[Chief07]

Ho Ho HO..........................

[mcurrier]

Ho Ho HO..........................

[Guest Jamie]

Mcurrier, do have any idea how bad it hurts to have cola come out your nose?

I'm just thankful there was no J.B. in this glass...

J.

[Bubba0031]

The J.B. would have cleaned out your sinuses

[Guest Jamie]

The J.B. would have cleaned out your sinuses

Yeah, but I really don't want the backside of my eyeballs to feel like they've been steam-cleaned.

I'd probably end up looking like this:

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

Cola? Sheesh. 11 years ago I had some bad Steak Escape the night before my wedding reception. Before bed I ate a bag of popcorn. The force of the vomit was so bad, the chewed up kernels tickled their way through my nose to an effect I'll never forget. Cola? Whatever.

And my eyeballs did to that

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

Santa is an anagram for SATAN!!!!!!!

[Guest Jamie]

Cola? Sheesh. 11 years ago I had some bad Steak Escape the night before my wedding reception. Before bed I ate a bag of popcorn. The force of the vomit was so bad, the chewed up kernels tickled their way through my nose to an effect I'll never forget. Cola? Whatever.

And my eyeballs did to that

Jeez! That's definitely not a mental picture I needed...

Anyway, I was talking more about trying to laugh and swallow a mouth full of drink at the same time, not projectile vomiting gravel or broken glass or something.

J.

Edited December 22, 2009 by Jamie

[mcurrier]

Mcurrier, do have any idea how bad it hurts to have cola come out your nose?

I'm just thankful there was no J.B. in this glass...

J.

yeah...sorry about that. It just seemed real appropriate to this thread for some reason.

[Guest jackdm3]

Oh, no no no no! You DID say a substance through the nose, now OWN IT!

[Guest Jamie]

yeah...sorry about that. It just seemed real appropriate to this thread for some reason.

Oh, it was.

Just caught me at an inopportune moment, is all.

J.

[Guest Jamie]

Oh, no no no no! You DID say a substance through the nose, now OWN IT!

Yes, but NOT something I had ALREADY drank/eaten...

...ya mean bastard...

;)

J.

[Guest jackdm3]

Giggle, Giggle!