"Drinking beer while crossdressing is no way to go through life, son."

[strickj]

FARK.com: (4861303) Drinking beer while crossdressing is no way to go through life, son. Especially when you're just four years old

From the story:

There's no telling what could have happened to a 4 year old wondering around at that time of night...especially with beer in his system

Well, if he's lucky, he'll find a girl to share it with!

[creeky]

This wins "Best Thread Topic Title" for 2009 in my book.

[LagerHead]

FARK.com: (4861303) Drinking beer while crossdressing is no way to go through life, son. Especially when you're just four years old

Now you tell me. What am I going to do with the rest of my life?

[Guest jackdm3]

Reminded me of my wife's favorite drunk kid video:

YouTube - The Landlord

[Guest SUNTZU]

That's hilarious, Jack.

[Guest Gun Geek]

Video = so wrong

[Guest Gun Geek]

yet I can stop laughin

[Guest Jcochran88]

Man that video was funny, wrong but funny.

[dariks]

FARK.com: (4861303) Drinking beer while crossdressing is no way to go through life, son. Especially when you're just four years old

From the story:

Well, if he's lucky, he'll find a girl to share it with!

I'm glad I'm not the only one on here that reads Fark.

[greenego]

Mother 21 Means she had him at 17. Dad in jail. Any country music song writers out there?

[Guest m&pc9]

I have heard there were a lot of people in Chattanooga that cross dress and drink beer.

[memphismason]

That's hilarious, Jack.

+1

[strickj]

All I know is I'd like to take this kid out to the bar one night!

[Chief07]

I read that in the Greeneville sun.

It's got to be a gag......................

[strickj]

Wright Removed From Home By Child Agency | Chattanooga Pulse

Wright Removed From Home By Child Agency

Written by Gary Poole

December 18, 2009 – 3:06 pm

The now nationally famous four year old who went into a neighbors home in the middle of the night and opened their Christmas presents after drinking a beer has been removed from his home by authorities.

The Department of Child Services, who is investigating the incident, removed the child and placed him in temporary foster care.

Spokeswoman Lori Harris Hammond said the agency was concerned about the lack of adult supervision and the ease of access to alcohol.

The case has been handed over to the criminal investigators.

So far no charges have been filed.

[pitt2magic]

I have heard there were a lot of people in Chattanooga that cross dress and drink beer.

Yes we know how to party in the Nooga.

Chattanooga makes the national news and its this, makes me very proud.