YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF ......

[bvarnell]

YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...

1.... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a

moral objection to liquor.

2.... You own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket

launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.... You have more wives than teeth.

4.... You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but

consider bacon "UNCLEAN".

5.... You think vests come in two styles: bulllet-proof and suicide.

6.... You can't think of anyone you haven't declared

Jihad against.

7.... You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8.... You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9..... You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10.... You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[Guest Jcochran88]

Classic, but always good!

[E4 No More]

11. You like to rape young boys dressed-up like women after making them dance for you.

[strickj]

11. You like to rape young boys dressed-up like women after making them dance for you.

Then that would make you a Priest

[E4 No More]

Then that would make you a Priest

I haven't heard of priests doing the dancing part, but there was a story on Afghanistan's market for young boys forced into "Clubs", (for lack of a better word), where they were forced to dress like women and dance. Many times the boys were raped.

[Chief07]

12. The diaper on your head is full of as much s*** as the one on your butt.

13. Your family photos of the female members all look the same. (burkas).

14. Your wife has more arm pit hair than you have.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Guest jackdm3]

15. Every once in a while you like to cut the rug:

[E4 No More]

Jack, that's a hoot!

[Guest jackdm3]

"I'm your hootenanny."

-Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer)

Not really, but what the hell.

[Guest jackdm3]

In her other life, my wife works for the CIA. She says I've just discovered what they've known all along. Bin Laden and the Swedish Chef are communicating through the internet. See for yourself:

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

Gracious Jack!!!.....

I played the Bid laden clip and my durn Lab started growling at the computer.......Totally Hilarious :D

Dog knows a BG when he hears one I guess.....

I loves my dogs I do.........