Peyton Manning

[Steelharp]

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Crimson and white sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bama logo flag, and in every window, an Alabama Crimson Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point, Peyton?"

"Well, why does Greg McElroy get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Greg's house, it's Mine."

[Guest Bluemax]

sacrilege :drama:

[Jasongar8]

Stick to music.

[brooksjr]

I love it!!

[USMCJG]

That's ridiculous, everyone knows God is a Joe Paterno fan. They went to school together.

[Guest m&pc9]

Dont quit your day job.

God is a colts fan!

[DavidD]

ROLL TIDE!

[Westwindmike]

Who is Greg McElroy?

[bubbiesdad]

[Steelharp]

ROTFL... I got that from a Bama fiddle player buddy of mine... thought it might

[Motasyco]

The Colts ceased to exist for me when they abandoned their fans in Baltimore. Johnny Unitas is the keeper of the Colt's flag in heaven.

[Guest PeaShooter]

OK, Look Here:

Tennessee vs Alabama

[Guest Bronker]

ROTFL... I got that from a Bama fiddle player buddy of mine... thought it might

Bama...fiddles...

Hmmm. Doesn't compute.

Now Bama, and BANJOS...that I can buy!

[Steelharp]

Tim Watson, the fiddle guy on the General Jackson; he's a Bama original. Huge 2nd amendment guy, also.

[Guest Drewsett]

OK, Look Here:

Tennessee vs Alabama

Great video. Pretty much sums up my feelings for Bama.

I will admit I did say Roll Tide once in my life....this past SEC championship. I'm not proud I did it, but Alabama DID make Tim Tebow cry.

Go Vols

[Guest mustangdave]

shoot I figured that was Bear Bryant's fishing cottage

[Guest m&pc9]

The Colts ceased to exist for me when they abandoned their fans in Baltimore. Johnny Unitas is the keeper of the Colt's flag in heaven.

They even wear helmets now days.

[brooksjr]

OK, Look Here:

Tennessee vs Alabama

That's great!! I love how you're reminding all the folks how well TN played in a game they lost by 20 points:D

ROLL TIDE!!!!!

[Jasongar8]

That's great!! I love how you're reminding all the folks how well TN played in a game they lost by 20 points:D

ROLL TIDE!!!!!

Kinda like you Bama fans keep reminding everyone about those 12 mythical National Championships you think you won.

[brooksjr]

Kinda like you Bama fans keep reminding everyone about those 12 mythical National Championships you think you won.

when is the last time you saw or read where i mentioned even one national championship, never. i don't live in the past. now when they win this year i will brag until next season.

[Guest mustangdave]

The Colts ceased to exist for me when they abandoned their fans in Baltimore. Johnny Unitas is the keeper of the Colt's flag in heaven.

Couldn't agree more...GO Johnny U....

[Jasongar8]

when is the last time you saw or read where i mentioned even one national championship, never. i don't live in the past. now when they win this year i will brag until next season.

I didnt say you personally. Just Bama fans in general. Be happy, after all yall are playing in the NC this year.

[brooksjr]

I didnt say you personally. Just Bama fans in general. Be happy, after all yall are playing in the NC this year.

i was just picking at ya man:)

[Jasongar8]

i was just picking at ya man:)

10-4 good buddy.

[Guest The Driller]

roll tide. they are gonna roll over texas.