Little Johnny

[Guest db99wj]

Little Johnny does it again or... Perhaps the Greatest Little Johnny

yet...

A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class, "how many of you are Obama fans?" Not really knowing what an Obama fan was, but wanting to

be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for

Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.

The teacher said, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'

The teacher asked why he was a Republican. Little Johnny Answered,

'Well, My Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a

Republican.'

The teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a moron and your Dad was an idiot,

what would that make you?'

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That Would make me an Obama

fan..'

[Guest db99wj]

Little Johnny meets Obama.

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.

I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

[gnmwilliams]

Johnny was a chemist's son but Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20 was H2S04. (sorry not an Obama one)

[Chief07]

Gotta love little Johnny.

[Guest Muttling]

After a field trip to the farm, the teacher asks....

Who knows what sound a cow makes?

Yes July......"Moo"

Very good July. Now who knows what sound a sheep makes?

Yes Ben....."Baaaaa"

Very good Ben. Now who knows what sound a pig makes?

Anyone????

Anyone????

<sigh> Yes Johnny......."Put your hands on the damn car n___r."