Power of a Badge

[Guest Drewsett]

I apologize if any of you have seen this before, but I thought it was hilarious and had to share

The Power of a Badge.....

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas , and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

" Your badge. Show him your BADGE ! "

[Guest mustangdave]

If that had been an HCP badge, I bet the bull woulda been cool

[Guest Gun Geek]

If that had been an HCP badge, I bet the bull woulda been cool

Yeah or scared.

[Guest Drewsett]

If that had been an HCP badge, I bet the bull woulda been cool

I had that thread in mind when I posted this up...I considered just putting it in there, but figured more people would see it here.

Freaking hilarious