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Quit pushing your convictions on me!!! ;)

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Guest mikedwood
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:P I haven't clicked that link, but that's one hell of a name for a website.

Yes, the Google Gods were certainly smiling on me last night to find a website with that title yet relevant to rogue ground hog attacks. What are the odds?

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i didn't see it myself but the owner of the dog did....he made it sound like ground hogs gone wild, almost killed the dog. he said he had seen ground hogs attack before when they are together in what he called a pack(guess he ment several) but never by themselves. i guess if there aren't pictures it's not true, right? lol

He doesn't have pictures of BigFoot or black panthers, either, I'd imagine.

Besides a flair for embellishing, does he maybe have a still out back, too? ;)

Read the story, hilarious. :P

Yeah, and it's convinced me: groundhogs are killers, I don't know how I lived in the country all those years and survived.

Best to kill them all; or even better, just wing them and torture for intel on location of the rest of the assassin horde.

- OS

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Yeah, and it's convinced me: groundhogs are killers, I don't know how I lived in the country all those years and survived.

Best to kill them all; or even better, just wing them and torture for intel on location of the rest of the assassin horde.

- OS

:P

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the game might be on again. I walked otuside the garage this morning. Something in the driveway caught my eye.

Was a Dang blasted %&*#@+$ chipmonk. I have not heard any activity in the attic or eave of the house. Maybe they learned their lesson last year and found a new home. He ran across the driveway, stopped on a railroad tie at the edge of the woods and looked at me for a brief second. Then scurried into the woods towards a tree stump. I am fairly sure of where he went into the ground at in spite of the leaves. I could see a little stem growing out of the stump wiggling. There might be death by gasoline later tonight. I am going to pour some down the stump and see if the fumes have any effect.

He was a scrawny thing, makes me wonder if he was a youngster or just a runt I missed last chipmonk season.

Gotta check my supply of glue traps, rat poison and .22 shotshells now.

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the game might be on again. I walked otuside the garage this morning. Something in the driveway caught my eye.

Was a Dang blasted %&*#@+$ chipmonk. ....

Good recon, but I think you need to capture one and sweat him for intel.

- OS

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Good recon, but I think you need to capture one and sweat him for intel.

- OS

Chipmunk water boarding is against the Geneva convention.:P

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I prefer to catch one on a glue trap and poke him with a pencil to make him talk.

Of course the last time I did that the varmint taunted me by calling me names, spitting at me and goaded me to end his life. So I did.

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I prefer to catch one on a glue trap and poke him with a pencil to make him talk.

Of course the last time I did that the varmint taunted me by calling me names, spitting at me and goaded me to end his life. So I did.

Admittedly difficult to deal with fanatic munks.

Watch out for suicide bombers promised furry virgins in heaven.

- OS

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My God. My eyes. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Damn you both.

That (in)famous gentleman is (or has been) a member of TGO best I remember - I disremember his user name, though...

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Guest Traumaslave
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That (in)famous gentleman is (or has been) a member of TGO best I remember - I disremember his user name, though...

- OS

Come on, we all know that's TGO David.:)

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