Server Unavailable Last Night (11/17/09)

[TGO David]

I am investigating why this happened. At present I have no information to give.

[Guest m&pc9]

Terrorist attack for having a thread about Muslim woman.

[Westwindmike]

Not a terrorist attack, the server just snapped. It was a horrible tragedy.

[jtluttrell]

It was awful.....just awful......

[TGO David]

It may have been Militant Islamic Squirrels. They are becoming a problem in some parts of the country. I haven't ruled out any possibilities yet.

[strickj]

The hamsters are fighting back

[Guest Drewsett]

Thank god it's back up, I hadn't logged on in like 2 days and then I tried and the server was down. Everything's okay now, my wife talked me down from the ledge

[poak]

The hamsters are fighting back

and people said FN's 5.7mm round was useless...

[TGO David]

For future emergencies and to keep people from throwing themselves off the ledges of society... please save the attached file and print it out. When TGO is offline for maintenance or as a result of Militant Islamic Squirrels, print out the attached file and tape it over your computer monitor. Leave it there until the panic subsides.

[Guest mustangdave]

Terrorist attack for having a thread about Muslim woman.

An interwebz...BURKA BOMB...???

[lowbud]

the geek in me was thinking if i only had the ability to restart things.. were all sick I tell ya!

[TGO David]

I'll add you to the on-call rotation. The pay sucks but you'll get to restart things.

[Guest SUNTZU]

I'm blaming Mike's chipmunks...but I made a phone call and it shouldn't happen again.

You have to get down to their level, you know.

[VolunteerGuns]

Scared me! We just finished the move into our new house been w/out internet at home for a week! Went from Charter 20meg internet to Frontier 3meg dsl! No Cable available (one mile out of bounds). The tech left and i click TGO and BAM.... NOTHING! Fixin to have a fit!! Glad it was on ur end n not mine!!

[lowbud]

heck dave i'm in that situation now it's called being reclassified. another way for employers to F their employees without actually calling it a pay cut.

[strickj]

Already there,Sun

For future emergencies and to keep people from throwing themselves off the ledges of society... please save the attached file and print it out. When TGO is offline for maintenance or as a result of Militant Islamic Squirrels, print out the attached file and tape it over your computer monitor. Leave it there until the panic subsides.

You totally need to clear out those notifications!

[seez52]

I just love midgets with a sense of humor

[bubbiesdad]

It may have been Militant Islamic Squirrels. They are becoming a problem in some parts of the country. I haven't ruled out any possibilities yet.

[robin48]

May have been fence jumping Ninjas.

[poak]

May have been fence jumping Ninjas.

As long as they aren't fence clearing ninjas, I'm not too worried about it

[Raoul]

It may have been Militant Islamic Squirrels. They are becoming a problem in some parts of the country. I haven't ruled out any possibilities yet.

There should be something about that somewhere on the web...

[Raoul]

I am investigating why this happened. At present I have no information to give.

Found it.

[TGO David]

Found it.

That's the little creep!

[poak]

Found it.

I can haz 70 walnuts?

[Mike.357]

The hamsters are fighting back

i figured you more for a gerbil kind of guy.