WTS: Complete Deer Package

[JeffsSig]

Want to Sell:

The Complete Deer Package.

Just in time for your Gun season.

We start out with a Very NICE used Remington 700.

This gun will be pre cleaned and comes with a half box of ammo with the other half in brass.* see note 1

We then add a few used local ( to your area) Hunting maps with pre drawn marks and spots.

We then add the DEER. Your choice of :

Doe - no extra charge

Spike – add 100$

4 point – add 175$

8 point – add 290$

12 point – add ONLY 325$

This complete package will be delivered to your home between the hours of 2 AM and 4 AM In an unmarked truck.

All we need is a deposit of 90% and your full name and photo of yourself.

We then add very nice photoshopped of you and the GANG holding your prize.

ORDER SOON as supplies will only last until the last one is sold.!!!!

The package price is $999.00

* Note 1. The brass is to show it only took you a half box to your friends

[Guest tadams]

I'll take 2.

Scavenging for pics as we speak....

[TMMT]

[Guest Muttling]

What kind of scope???? A 700, high end scope, half a box of ammo, and a doe in the freezer might be worth a grand. Does the price include processing charges?

Can I get a bloodied Case pocket knife too? I wanna show off what was used to field dress the critter too.

[JeffsSig]

So sorry no scope.

Case knife - Add 75$

W/ Blood - Add 25$

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

Can I get a kill tag with it so I can be sure to win the big buck contest?

[gregintenn]

You gotta love an entrepreneur.