Hillary Caption Contest

[waynesan]

Anyone want to supply an appropriate caption for these two pictures? This could get good.

[bteague2]

"That's the spot Monica" (Revenge is the real motivation behind her campaign )

[The Rabbi]

"I've told you a million times: wood, not wire!"

[saintsfanbrian]

The first one - Her first real orgasm after finding out guns had been banned in all but one place in the country.

The second one - Finding out the one place was in her husbands pants.

[TGO David]

Good lord... the woman couldn't look any more like a rabid chipmunk if she tried.

[SHbicycle]

The 1st one " I am Mr. Ed "

[saintsfanbrian]

Rabbi, shouldn't that be "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"

[The Rabbi]

Rabbi, shouldn't that be "NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!"

You might be right. I never read Mommy Dearest so going on memories from book reviews. But she sure looks the part of dysfunctional irrational raging in those pics. Apparently she is like that in real life too.

[Mike.357]

they are before and after pictures of her Botox treatment.

[saintsfanbrian]

And actually, we all know what wire hangers are good for at least as far as the libs think of us.

[Guest db99wj]

Anyone want to supply an appropriate caption for these two pictures? This could get good.

I just pooped my pants...

... son of a bit... that's going to leave a mark ...

[Guest Boomhower]

Excellent. I was just trying to figure out how to post this picture. You just open'd up the door for me.

What is a Hill-Billy???............or Hill-Billy '08

[Guest CrazyLincoln]

THIS IS SPARTA!

err... America......

[Guest CrazyLincoln]

Hillary Beatboxing to show she

is "down" with "urban culture".

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[waynesan]

Chelsea you little fop.....what

do you mean you're voting

for Fred Thompson?.....Have

you been listening to Rush

Limbaugh again?!!!!!

[musicman]

All I can think of for the second one is

"Got any CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSEE!!

[Guest Hyaloid]

After hearing there was an opening to become one of the three tenors, Hilary gave her best shrill....

Having failed that, she decides to try out for the remake of 'Chucky'

[Guest Phantom6]

[musicman]

totally love that last one!

[Guest Tombstone]

THe first pic just makes me want to become a celibate priest and the second one looks like she is right in the middle of ripping a big one and enjoying it way too much.

Either that or she just wet herself and realized that she forgot to wear her pull-ups.

[molonlabetn]

Gynecological exam?

Revelation 9

1The fifth angel sounded his trumpet, and I saw a star that had fallen from the sky to the earth. The star was given the key to the shaft of the Abyss. 2When he opened the Abyss, smoke rose from it like the smoke from a gigantic furnace. The sun and sky were darkened by the smoke from the Abyss. 3And out of the smoke locusts came down upon the earth and were given power like that of scorpions of the earth. 4They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any plant or tree, but only those people who did not have the seal of God on their foreheads. 5They were not given power to kill them, but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like that of the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. 6During those days men will seek death, but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them.

[molonlabetn]

Here, she's obviously recieving a telepathic transmission from the mothership...

[Guest bkelm18]

"I'm a dumb b*tch."

[Marswolf]

"I'm a dumb b*tch."

Now, let's not go around insulting dogs.

[Guest bkelm18]

Haha, fair enough.