Chuck Norris

[Guest GimpyLeg]

Chuck Norris was on Fox this morning. At the risk of a Chuck Norris beat down , is he sporting a rug or just a bad color job?

[Guest m&pc9]

Chuck Norris doesnt die his hair, He tells it to change colors.

He looked goofy with his light mustache and dark hair:D

[Motasyco]

I though he had commanded a fox to curl up on his head. It was on the Fox network, right?

[Guest Old goat]

Bad rug!

[LagerHead]

Bad rug!

Nice knowin' ya.

[molonlabetn]

I'm sure it was just a little singed from re-entering the earth's atmosphere head-first after his morning jog around the solar system.

[Bubba0031]

I would wear a bad rug if I could do TV commericals with Christie Brinkley

[molonlabetn]

I would wear a bad rug if I could do TV commericals with Christie Brinkley

I agree... minus "TV commercials with"

[memphismason]

Here is your fate......asking such a question.

[Guest canynracer]

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

[E4 No More]

Chuck Norris doesnt die his hair, He tells it to change colors.

He looked goofy with his light mustache and dark hair:D

Nor does he dye his hair.

[Guest mustangdave]

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Even when Bruce Lee put a Kung Fu whippin' on it in Return of the Dragon

[MikeW]

I saw him on Leno the other night and he looked like

He best lay oft the

[Smith]

All I will say is if I look like him at 69, I will be well pleased.

[S&WForty]

All I will say is if I look like him at 69, I will be well pleased.

I didn't realize his age until a few months ago. I couldn't believe it!

[Guest Muttling]

What's the shortest way to a man's heart???

Chuck Norris' fist!!!!!

Even at 69 and with a bad hair day, he's still a bad ass dude who is worthy of respect. I've never met a 70 year old that I would be afraid to fight, but I've never met Chuck Norris.

[strickj]

I'm sure he would fix his bad hair,but the reflection in the mirror is too scared to appear

[Guest mustangdave]

I didn't realize his age until a few months ago. I couldn't believe it!

Its all the TOTAL GYM'S fault...oh and Christi Brinkley

[LagerHead]

Even at 69 and with a bad hair day, he's still a bad ass dude who is worthy of respect. I've never met a 70 year old that I would be afraid to fight, but I've never met Chuck Norris.

The guy I used to take kickboxing lessons from is in his 60's. He still puts a beating on most of the guys in class, especially the slow ones lime me.

[Guest Drewsett]

Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a tractor trailer. Some of his man butter got out and leaked into the engine. We now know this rig as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. This finally explains why women in the same households get on the same cycle...Chuck Norris is efficient.

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every

one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris

solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck

Norris will not take **** from anyone.

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not

grow on steel.

Mr. T once defeated Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In

retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris may not know where you live, but he knows where you will

die

The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance

in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly

give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you

mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the

chance."

Some good ones in there

[TNTitan]

[Guest Muttling]

I didn't know rocks had butt cheeks.....

......or that Chuck Norris was into parting butt cheeks.