911 calls Memphis

[Guest colrmccoll]

Believe it or not ,

These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher : Excuse me?

Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it..

Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?

Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Call er: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

[Motasyco]

Excellent! I want more!

[Guest jackdm3]

I know this happens all over the states, but I'm embarassed!

[Guest (BH)]

Genius!

[Guest PapaB]

Heard a 911 tape on Fox News yesterday, from Wisconsin.

Wisconsin Woman Calls 911 to Report Herself as Drunk Driver - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News - FOXNews.com

"Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road," Mary Strey said during an Oct. 24 call to 911, according to tapes.

Trying to determine the location of the reported drunk driver, the dispatcher asked Strey: "Okay are you behind them, or..."

"No, I am them," Strey said, according to MyFoxAustin.

The dispatcher verified, "You am them?"

"Yes, I am them," said Strey.

"Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?" confirmed the dispatcher.

"Yes," said Strey.

The dispatcher then told Strey to pull her car over, MyFoxAustin reported.

According to a report, police said Strey had blood-shot eyes and smelled of alcohol.

"I called in I'm drunk," Strey told the officer who responded to the call, MyFoxAustin reported.

A local paper reported that Strey was charged with drunk driving and had a blood-alcohol level of 0.1 percent or more.

[ShaunM]

Stupid is, is stupid does.

[Guest m&pc9]

Can a cop shoot someone for being stupid!

Edited November 4, 2009 by m&pc9

[redneck]

Makes you wonder how some people even breath without someone telling how !!

[Chazmr]

Looks like the perfect place for one of my favorite quotes, supposedly from John Wayne, although I can't confirm that.

"Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid!"

[rg65]

Believe it or not,

These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!

And the winner is............

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.

I'm all for the fun (and I am not too crazy about Memphis), but this could not have happened in Memphis. First of all the english is too good, and it seems that there are only a few intersections at North and Foster in the US. I was hoping to find the intersection in Knoxville, but one does not exist. This must have happened in Canada!

from Google Maps:

North St & Foster St, Salem, Essex, MA 01970

North Ave & Foster Rd, Port Norris, Cumberland, NJ 08349

North St & Foster St, New Bedford, Bristol, MA 02740

Foster Ave & North Ave, Atlantic, NJ 08234

Foster St & North St, Monticello, White, IN 47960

North St & Foster St, Southbridge, Worcester, MA 01550

North St & Foster St, Bergenfield, Bergen, NJ 07621

N Rd & Foster Ave, Burnaby, Greater Vancouver Regional District, BC, Canada

N Rd & Foster Ave, Coquitlam, Greater Vancouver Regional District, BC, Canada

N Foster Dr & North Blvd, Baton Rouge, East Baton Rouge, LA 70806