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[Guest SUNTZU]

KFC 'colonel' dupes UN security

UNITED NATIONS -- Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly's giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

"It should not have happened -- that I will stress, and very strongly," said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

"There was some lapse in security and the individual in question . . . was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken . . . into the UN."

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[ttocswob]

Leave it to the colonel to know where to find chicken!

[Steelharp]

Leave it to the colonel to know where to find chickens!

Fixed it for ya...

[TripleDigitRide]

The Colonel looks quite strapping for a 119-year-old dead guy.

[USMCJG]

The Colonel looks quite strapping for a 119-year-old dead guy.

Sure does. I just hope I look half that good, and am half as mobile, when I'm 119 and dead.