Walmart - now selling caskets...

[MikeW]

There was a place in Knoxville called the Casket Store that sold them for way less than a Funeral Home, like $1000 when a FH sold it for $4000.

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There is a local store here (on Donelson pike Nashville) that is a Discount Casket store. Hell just put me in a box and throw dirt on me... cheaper the better LOL

[strickj]

Did I choke them - no.

Did they run out of air - maybe

[Guest db99wj]

Burring those hamsters I sold you?

Yeah, and I'm not real happy about this. Pre-enjoyed in your mind apparently means you choked them. I knew you were a freak, but I had no idea you were into auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Did I choke them - no.

Did they run out of air - maybe

[poak]

Is it legal to be disposed of in a Viking style pyre?

[MudBugjr]

I wanna be stuffed and stood in the corner of the living room:p

[TripleDigitRide]

What? No officially licensed Kiss Kaskets?

[ShaunM]

Now this is more like it

[TGO David]

Did I choke them - no.

Did they run out of air - maybe

Whatever man...

[poak]

Now this is more like it

What, 6ft worth of dirt won't hide it good enough?

[Guest SUNTZU]

Whatever man...

[memphismason]

Did I choke them - no.

Did they run out of air - maybe

That ain't right.

[Punisher84]

Is it legal to be disposed of in a Viking style pyre?

That's how I want to roll out.

[ShaunM]

What, 6ft worth of dirt won't hide it good enough?

Nope just push me in the woods.

[Guest SUNTZU]

That's how I want to roll out.

Lo, there do I see my father...

Lo, there do I see my mother...

Lo, there do I see all my gay porn, back to the beginning...

FTFY.

[Farman]

Cremation, a Colt presentation box made out of white oak with a "fire" maltese cross burned into the lid will surfice nicely, thank you very much!

[Punisher84]

FTFY.

If you want your gay porn back Poak still has it.

[greenego]

The reviews are great for the Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket. I am going to buy a couple just to have on hand. Lot of cats around here.

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By AnonThree

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5

Pretty nice casket, 10/28/2009

I picked one up to bury my cat in. Other than having room for about 100 cats, it worked well. Oh, had to dig a really big hole too, and that was rough on my back. But at least when my dog dies I can just open 'er up again and stick him in too.

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By jrozsen

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Overall Rating: 5 out of 5

perfect fit!, 10/28/2009

I love it! It is the perfect fit for me. There is enough room to roll over and to lay on my stomach. It feels very spacious and roomy even though I'm 6 feet under.

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By GJT71

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Uses product: Every day

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5

Good Buy, 10/28/2009

This casket works great. Very dark and plush inside with plenty of room. Buy it!

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[Guest SUNTZU]

If you want your gay porn back Poak still has it.

Weak.

[Guest jackdm3]

He's fallen. but he can get up.

[Guest SUNTZU]

He's fallen. but he can get up.

Better than these folks.

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[ftncityfatboy]

All you have to do is tell the FH director just how much money you have to put someone down. They will then escort you to that "Special" closet where all the caskets are standing up in crates/packaging. They are less expensive. My uncle was a mortician and prior to his death, he instructed his family to A) not embalm him, embalming is a sham and it only delays the decay process. after all you are dead so who cares how fast you return to dust. cheap casket, we're talking really cheap, TN laws requires you to be buried in a vault which is good enough to protect your "CHEAP" casket from the dirt, water, bugs, etc. C) Bury him in his own clothes, FH will bend you over if you purchase from them. D) Since TN law requires anyone not embalmed to be buried within 24 hours of death, that cuts down on rental time of the funeral home. As far as Walmart selling caskets.....why not, they sell everything else. I think I will go there tonight and see what they have on sale, buy one, tie it to the top of the Honda and bring it home. I'll put it in my barn and store ammo in it till its needed.

[Guest mosinon]

I'm all for the sky burial

As for the stair thing:

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[poak]

If you want your gay porn back Poak still has it.

Those were DUDES?!?!?!

[Guest m&pc9]

Can you put a casket on lay-away?

That would make a good phone prank.

[Mr. Brooks]

Those were DUDES?!?!?!

Only before the surgery.