funny joke

[redneck]

Little johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answer came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. Little johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. Little johnny said "my father's a exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley w/ some guy and make love w/ him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by the statement, hurriedly sent the other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?" "No" said Little Johnny " He coaches the TENNESSEE TITANS FOOTBALL TEAM, but i was too embarrassed to say that!

[Guest 45AUTO]

[Guest Sgt. Joe]

First time Lil Johinnie didnt raise his hand????.....I can understand though....

But being the Pros it aint over yet.....

[Luckyforward]

Kinda like the joke about the hillbilly boy that goes to school for the first time and says his name is "Mountain Dew." Teacher says that couldn't be his name, and asks, "Give me a hint of your REAL name." and he answers, "It'll tickle your innards!" The teacher says, "OK, sit down Dickie."

ONLY the oldest of you will get this joke . . .

[Harold]

hehehehe

[bteague2]

ha that's a good one

[Guest nokoDAD]