**** My Dad Says

[DavidCBaker]

This is a hoot of a Twitter feed to follow:

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

This guy, who lives with his Dad, just tweets stuff his Dad says off the cuff.

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[Guest AreSeeFiddyWon]

That is awesome!

[TripleDigitRide]

That was great. Thanks!

Edited October 18, 2009 by TripleDigitRide

[USMCJG]

That was good. Some of them are really hilarious. Unfortunately, virtually none of them are repeatable here.

[Mr. Brooks]

Man that was some funny stuff!

[bteague2]

I was almost crying at some of them.

[Guest Moody]

Jesus... the things that that guy's pops says are just about like what my dad used to say (still does, I guess), when I lived with him.

"Are you getting my food prepared in a fast, orderly manner, or are we having a ****ing problem in there?" (At Sonic)

"What is the big issue here? It's not hard, and it's not like it's going to be a big deal if it doesn't work itself out... that's why we have you to deal with these ****-ass issues." (standing over me at work one day, while I was simultaneously trying to plunge a toilet and talk to a tech about a job that he had just screwed up, while trying to explain that after Pops finished jumping up and down, that I had to deal with the customer in the lobby that was doing the same thing)

"This day is a big ****ing piece of ****. What's your problem?" (6:00am, daily paper got all wet, laying in the middle of the driveway)

Suffice to say, I'm glad that I don't live with my pops anymore, but it was fun while it lasted, on and off for a few years.

[Dropkick Murphy]

Wow. That dude is hardcore.

[Bocephus]

Dang page won't load, Oh the agony!

[Guest nokomom]

My dad is an ex hockey player/ex car dealer from Boston and I though he was bad. This guy makes him look like saint. ha ha ha ha ha

[Good_Steward]

Holy Cow, that is my papaw, I swear.