All in good fun...Classes for Women.

[Punisher84]

I hope the ladies here can laugh along with us, because I do NOT want to piss off a bunch of female sharpshooters lol.

FALL Classes for Women at

THE

ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday October 30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

At 7:00 PM Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[TNTitan]

war dept just got a good laugh at that!

[Guest SUNTZU]

I'm making a flyer and sending it out. I've got a roll of stamps just waiting to be used.

[hardknox00001]

It was nice knowing you. I suggest sandbags and flak jackets at this time and if you can, you might string some claymores.

Wife over shoulder =

[ShaunM]

My wife thought it was funny.

[Guest Muttling]

Here's a picture of the school's parking lot from the last women's classes they held:

[redneck]

that was some funny . where do i sign my wife up !!!

[Punisher84]

My wife thought it was funny.

Mine did too. She started busting out laughing and yelling "THAT'S YOUR MOM!" lol

[NuTcAsE]

Mine did too. She started busting out laughing and yelling "THAT'S YOUR MOM!" lol

You should reply "Yes Honey, You know they say that a man marries a woman who reminds him of his mother...."

and DUCK!