Good Fishing Joke

[Guest Muttling]

A woman goes with her husband on a week long trip to a beautiful Colorado lake. She's there to enjoy the view and crisp country air, he came to fish in his new boat.

One day when he was asleep she got up early and decided to take the boat out and do some reading on the water.

After a while another boat comes by and a wilderness ranger hails her.

"Can I see your fishing license?" he asks, seeing all the gear in the boat.

"I don't have one, I'm just out here reading."

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket for fishing without a license." Says the Ranger, "after all you have all the equipment."

"If you do that I will tell the police that you tried to rape me," says the woman.

"What!?" the startled ranger says, "I never touched you!"

"Yes, but you have all of the equipment."