Men... Deep thought for the day!

[TGO David]

Most people say they marry their best friend. I call BS. Lock your wife and your dog in your trunk for an hour. When you open it, who's the one happy to see you.

148 times in a row it was my dog.

[Sidinman]

Amen

[Guest Bronker]

Most people say they marry their best friend. I call BS. Lock your wife and your dog in your trunk for an hour. When you open it, who's the one happy to see you.

148 times in a row it was my dog.

I'll also speak from experience...

It was the words of the great philosopher Cosmo Kramer who said:

"She who can heal, can also maketh ill..."

Watch your back...and your next several meals...

[E4 No More]

I read this out loud to my wife, and she just rolled her eyes. I belly laughed!

[Guest tnmale46]

I really need to get a dog.

[Kelemvor]

"Don't get any ideas," she says...

[Guest GT_Rat]

Most people say they marry their best friend. I call BS. Lock your wife and your dog in your trunk for an hour. When you open it, who's the one happy to see you.

148 times in a row it was my dog.

So.... how long before you'll be able to eat solid foods again?

[TGO David]

I'll also speak from experience...

It was the words of the great philosopher Cosmo Kramer who said:

"She who can heal, can also maketh ill..."

Watch your back...and your next several meals...

So.... how long before you'll be able to eat solid foods again?

Hey, she laughed when I read it to her before posting it.

[waynesan]

Hey, she laughed when I read it to her before posting it.

Hey man, that's the oldest trick in the book. About twenty minutes after you go to sleep you're going to find out just how funny she thought it was.

[Farman]

I read this out loud to my wife, and she just rolled her eyes. I belly laughed!

I got the same reaction.

[DuallyNewt]

I got the same reaction.

Me too but no laugh......

[Guest Jcochran88]

I read this out loud to my wife, and she just rolled her eyes. I belly laughed!

Same here.

[Rightwinger]

Can someone advise me on how to remove a butter knife from my hip?

[Guest kerstuff]

That was great!! When my wife have a, slight, disagreement, guess who always comes to me first! It's not the better half!

[Mr. Brooks]

I really need to get a dog.

Yes you do, here is some more incentive.

http://www.tngunowners.com/forums/general-off-topic/12053-show-off-your-best-friend.html

[h2o]

Best thing about the dog is, They can't talk. They just wag, so you think they are happy to see you. The dog is prolly thinking (ahh, my human).

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[Guest mustangdave]

My wife found this "entertaining"...as did I. Now my PREVIOUS ENTANGLEMENT (aka X wife) probably woulda smacked me...which would've sent me to the nearest corner saloon...thank goodness for second chances

[Chief07]

Most people say they marry their best friend. I call BS. Lock your wife and your dog in your trunk for an hour. When you open it, who's the one happy to see you.

Well.......................

Now seriously. I've been married over 30 years to the same lady. She is my best friend! She has to be. I wouldn't put up with me for that long!

(My dogs like me too). ;-)

[Guest Marine03]

A wise man once said "Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."

[poak]

Can someone advise me on how to remove a butter knife from my hip?

Slowly at first, then suddenly.

[Rightwinger]

Thanks Poak but I'm just going to act like a shark that got caught and released. It will rust out someday and I'll be fine.

[Guest TNcumminsGUY]

don't have a wife or a girlfriend, but I have a dog,truck, and some guns.....almost a complete country song

[redneck]

My wife would probably shoot me through the trunk

[strickj]

don't have a wife or a girlfriend, but I have a dog,truck, and some guns.....almost a complete country song

If only you had some peanut butter for the dog then you wouldn't need the GF!

[Luckyforward]

Do I need to be offering marriage counseling?