Jump to content

The biggest, baddest, rootinest, tootinest movie star there ever was!


Guest jackdm3

Recommended Posts

Guest jackdm3

My father-in-law is 73 and I asked him who the best movie star there ever was. I don't even have to tell you who he favored.

Me: Who was the best of all time?

Bob: **** *****

Me: What about Lee Marvin?

Bob: Who?

Me: Lee Marvin?

Bob: No, I heard you the first time.

Me: Sure, he had a swagger and did tough guy 171 times, but he was kind of the same in most of them.

Bob: And your point is ...?

Me: I just think Marvin was tough but more versatile. Have you seen

"The Big Red One"?

Bob: No.

Me: Why not?

Bob: They stopped making good movies when **** ***** died.

Me: but ...

Bob: but?

Me: but ...

Bob: (Sigh)

Why couldn't I have Lee Marvin for a father-in-law? (Aside from the obvious)

Anyway, who's the toughest moviestar you've seen?

BONUS DEATH CLIP

Here's his most famous scene. It's short, but you'll have to turn down the opera music that I don't remember being in the film.

YouTube - Lee MARVIN 's Death

Link to comment
  • Replies 97
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Charlie Bronson

Haha, Bronson came to mind for me too. Specifically this scene from Death Wish:

Bronson: Do you believe in Jesus?

Scumbag (with cross around his neck): Ya ya yeees.

Bronson: Tell him I said hi. BANG!

Link to comment

Well if we are voting for a real life american badazz turned movie star I don't think anyone could trump MR. AUDIE MURPHY.

I mean for just the movie star side of it my pick would have to be Mr. Eastwood but for someone that lived it, then played himself living it, Mr. Murphy smokes anyone else I can think of.

His awards are overwhelming !

Link to comment
Guest mustangdave

What? No Steve McQueen? or BRANDO...But I gotta agree with your father in law...Lee Marvin... and who said Bruce Willis? Totally different kind of bad-ness

Link to comment

Lots of good ones. Eli Wallach, Paul Newman, James Arness, George C. Scott, James Earl Jones, Brando, Heston, but there was only one that rates as the baddest of the bad: Louis Burton Lindley, Jr., a/k/a Slim Pickens

Stay on the bomb run, boys. I'm going to get them doors open if it hair lips everybody on Bear Creek.
Well boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing. But we got one little budge on those Russkies. At this height why they might harpoon us, but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!
Link to comment
Well if we are voting for a real life american badazz turned movie star I don't think anyone could trump MR. AUDIE MURPHY.

His awards are overwhelming !

Exactly, of course, Brando, Marvin, Stewart, and a host of WWII era actors went to war, went in combat, and came back.

Today's "stars" are wimps.

Link to comment
Guest jackdm3

I suppose Bob is set in his ways. Yesterday he told me if you're gonna eat a Moon Pie, you have to, HAVE TO drink an RC Cola with it. Nothing else will do. And as we've already learned, he's adamant about **** *****.

Link to comment
I suppose Bob is set in his ways. Yesterday he told me if you're gonna eat a Moon Pie, you have to, HAVE TO drink an RC Cola with it. Nothing else will do. And as we've already learned, he's adamant about **** *****.

Moon Pie & Royal Crown Cola ? Ardent fan of **** ***** ?

This sounds like a man whose hand I'd like to shake.

Link to comment
Guest jackdm3

You would. Everyone loves this man. He's so optimistic, we had to take him in to the ER when he developed TIAs (mini-strokes) and the left side of his mouth was drooping, but the right side was smiling while they took his x-ray. I'm 38, and I hate that we'll lose him soon (relatively). I've only known him for 11 years. We spent almost every Saturday and some Sundays this summer pulling off his two layers of shingles and replacing it with sheet metal. With 3000+ feet of area and him being 73, he didn't complain too much. If he was an actor, I would have to award him: The biggest, baddest, rootinest, tootinest movie star there ever was!

Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

TRADING POST NOTICE

Before engaging in any transaction of goods or services on TGO, all parties involved must know and follow the local, state and Federal laws regarding those transactions.

TGO makes no claims, guarantees or assurances regarding any such transactions.

THE FINE PRINT

Tennessee Gun Owners (TNGunOwners.com) is the premier Community and Discussion Forum for gun owners, firearm enthusiasts, sportsmen and Second Amendment proponents in the state of Tennessee and surrounding region.

TNGunOwners.com (TGO) is a presentation of Enthusiast Productions. The TGO state flag logo and the TGO tri-hole "icon" logo are trademarks of Tennessee Gun Owners. The TGO logos and all content presented on this site may not be reproduced in any form without express written permission. The opinions expressed on TGO are those of their authors and do not necessarily reflect those of the site's owners or staff.

TNGunOwners.com (TGO) is not a lobbying organization and has no affiliation with any lobbying organizations.  Beware of scammers using the Tennessee Gun Owners name, purporting to be Pro-2A lobbying organizations!

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to the following.
Terms of Use | Privacy Policy | Guidelines
 
We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.