THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD

[Guest m&pc9]

Found this on another forum and thought you guys might like it:D

Add some to it.

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD, that .

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"

you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and

learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated

by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear

[56FordGuy]

Every light in the house is no longer on. Trace got the electric bill.

Even celebrities are feeling the pinch.

[Guest Matchguy]

I hear bass fishermen went back to using real worms.....in rowboats!

[Guest mikedwood]

I saw a guy wearing a tee-shirt tonight that said

The economy is worse than divorce.

I lost half my money and still have the wife.

[Magiccarpetrides]

hahaha miked thats a good one lol

[krunchnik]

I'M so poor I cant afford to pay attention.

[Guest Swamprunner]

.....I changed my Avatar for this thread.....

[Guest kerstuff]

As Rush L. says--"How's that hope & change working out for ya"?

I think I just found my signature line!!!!

Edited October 3, 2009 by kerstuff

[gregintenn]