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Guest canynracer
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Back in high school... there was always this one guy who seemed to have the most girls for friends. At first glance you'd have thought he was a mad pimp, but then you realized it was because he'd stay up all night with them, talking on the phone, doing each other's nails, doing each other's hair... talking about boys...

:P

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ROFLMAO!!!!

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What flat, round and no one likes the stink once you open it?

Oh my,I just peed a little :P:lol:

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What flat, round and no one likes the stink once you open it?

HA. I have this saying I always seem to use... "It may not be long but by God its skinny"

Guest 70below
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Alas, 70below finally busted me. And if anyone would know the most intimate details about my junk, it would be him.

Sad and true.....three restraining orders and a short prison stint later, you'd think he'd quit trying to flash his junk at me. No means NO 'slug. At least as the photo shows, he's found someone other than me to terrorize with that thing.

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typo
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102.JPG Me and my wife Stephanie (Mrs Shima on the forum) at my 33rd birthday dinner.

She's pretty. Sweet of you to marry a blind lady.

- OS

Guest pjblurton
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This is me at a Redbirds game. I envited a few friends over to make me look better!

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Father's Day this year

My Dad on the Left and I am on the right. My wife had the camera set to Black and White for some un-godly reason.

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Here is me and the wife in Branson, back at Christmas time. First trip away from the little one.

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Guest Verbal Kint
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Here's a shot of me. I usually duck out of photos (highly honed military ninja skills) as I hate being in them... so this is the same photo I previously posted. Think it's from back in '06 when I went TDY to an undisclosed location.

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Here's a shot of my wife ("Valkyrie" on TGO). She also hates having her photo taken, and will no doubt try killing me later for posing this -- evident by her fake smile, while gritting her teeth and thinking "I know where you sleep". :tinfoil:

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And here's a shot of our children, in Virginia, before we moved back to Kentucky...

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Guest Verbal Kint
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And to further warp people's minds about me... here's another photo from that TDY. Here I am promoting international relations with our host country's natives... :tinfoil:

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Actually that's one of our EOD guys that we took down there with us. :ugh:

But if you happen to know or work with EOD guys, then you know they're pretty damn crazy and that this photo falls into the realm of the "norm".

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Random pic earlier this year at the beach with my girlfriend. I've hid this long... so might as well, eh?

I was the only one on that beach wearing long pants.... DSCN6680.jpg

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And to further warp people's minds about me... here's another photo from that TDY. Here I am promoting international relations with our host country's natives... :lies:

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Actually that's one of our EOD guys that we took down there with us. :lol:

But if you happen to know or work with EOD guys, then you know they're pretty damn crazy and that this photo falls into the realm of the "norm".

And you call me the pervert that will procreate with a tube sock,and jar of KY :lol::rofl:

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I think I already posted but heres a couple of really old pics

Riverbend 2000

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After winning my muscle building competition

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My Vogue cover shot after winning said competition

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Guest Verbal Kint
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And you call me the pervert that will procreate with a tube sock,and jar of KY :lol::rofl:

:lies:

Guest sigmaguy
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This is me at a local restuarant. Bunny ears courtesy of an intoxicated friend siezing the moment:shake:.

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