Robot Bartender

[titan14]

ROBOT BARTENDER

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,

"What will you have?" The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back

the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy

says, "168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space

exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The

robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".

Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,

"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk

about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will

try it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What

will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him

another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy

says, "Uh, about 70."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So... you people still happy

you voted for Obama?"

[Paletiger13]

Bwahahaha

[Guest mustangdave]

bwahahahaha +1

[Guest Caveman]

Hahahaha...nice

[Guest m&pc9]

[bteague2]

oh snap!