Holy Divorce Batman!!

[Metalhead]

So my best friend just called me and told me him and his wife is getting a divorce. Can't say that I didnt see it coming, but it's still a surprise of sorts. Prayers for Tony would be in order if you believe in that sort of thing.

To be honest though, I've had the squirts for some reason past couple days, and I had been holdin in a good fart for awhile because I knew something would be coming with it. When he called and told me, I forgot about clenching in the fart and had a minor shart in my pants... yes I had a couple beers too.... and several before posting...

[R1100R]

TMI !!!!!!

[Motasyco]

Thanks for sharing?

[Smith]

and you will be pleased to read this tomorrow when you clear your head... and pants!

[bubbiesdad]

Happiness is a dry fart.

[Raoul]

Happiness is a dry fart.

and no skid marks...

[ted]

linger is the esince or is that in last years chapter and how long where you holding it

[TGO David]

So you're saying the **** has hit the fan?

[Guest clownsdd]

I'm developing a pair of underwear that has a brown stripe down the center of the backside @ 1" wide. Just having trouble getting the correct color of all the shyt out there!

[Raoul]

Thong?

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

Electricial Fart Had juice in it

[Guest clownsdd]

No thong. regular underwear, cept the slit on front is sideways rather than up and down so you can grip and drop in a hurry.

[Cajun]

??

[Guest 3pugguy]

So my best friend just called me and told me him and his wife is getting a divorce. Can't say that I didnt see it coming, but it's still a surprise of sorts. Prayers for Tony would be in order if you believe in that sort of thing.

To be honest though, I've had the squirts for some reason past couple days, and I had been holdin in a good fart for awhile because I knew something would be coming with it. When he called and told me, I forgot about clenching in the fart and had a minor shart in my pants... yes I had a couple beers too.... and several before posting...

Not sure if I know you, but seem to recall a young man in your place of work with glasses...so if trying to decide on whether to sh-- or go blind, guess you are making progress of a sorts (too bad it's in your shorts)...

Likely the best thing for your friend, when the dust (and smell) settles.

[Guest db99wj]

I nominate this thread for the WTF Thread of the Day.:P:)

[Jasongar8]

You bet on a fart and lost. Sucks man.

-Jason G

[Guest abailey362]

lol...this gets my vote for thread of the day

you know we should have a hall of fame/shame area for this crap

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

Mods,

These continually anal-unretentive posts are giving me the vapors, and are a real pain in the a$$. Please delete this cr@ppy thread so I no longer have to read this sh*t.

Thank you in advance for your easing balm to my extruded and burning ire.

Some of us are more fibrous than others, apparently.

Edited July 29, 2009 by Rick O'Shay

[Guest boatme99]

So my best friend just called me and told me him and his wife is getting a divorce. Can't say that I didnt see it coming, but it's still a surprise of sorts. Prayers for Tony would be in order if you believe in that sort of thing.

To be honest though, I've had the squirts for some reason past couple days, and I had been holdin in a good fart for awhile because I knew something would be coming with it. When he called and told me, I forgot about clenching in the fart and had a minor shart in my pants... yes I had a couple beers too.... and several before posting...

Woulda been nice if you changed pants before posting too....

[Oh Shoot]

Good that some folks quoted OP, so he can't edit it away when he wakes up.

- OS

[strickj]

I vote to change his name from Medalhead to ****head

I also say we should start a collection fund to buy this man some TP!

[Guest Rick O'Shay]

Good that some folks quoted OP, so he can't edit it away when he wakes up.

- OS

Been there, done that, and have worn the T-shirt.

Whatever you guys do, it would be uncouth to call

Daniel Williams

Guns & Leather, Inc.

615-643-4865 ext 4

in the AM to ask him how he is feeling.

Edited July 29, 2009 by Rick O'Shay

[Punisher84]

So you're saying the **** has hit the fan?

I don't know how much it costs to have beer cleaned out of a keyboard, but I'm gonna need a check cut for that amount. kthxbye

That literally made me about choke laughing.

[Guest TnDeerHunter]

I'll bet it was a thing to wake up to

[Metalhead]

I remember this thread!