Somebody pooed on me at the gunshow

[Guest Bluemax]

I hope the guilty party reads this and is proud of themselves. I was walking around at the Knox show this morning, to the immediate right of the entrance at the row along the wall. Littlle did I know I was being stalked by the scourge of crowded places and closed elevators...the gassy redneck. It came without warning, just a whiff at first, then a few nervous exchanged glances. It soon became obvious that this was a poot to be reckoned with as men started pulling their shirts over their faces and scurrying in all directions alas it was too late as the sulferous odor seems to have settled in my clothes and hair.

Whoever you are, Oh silent but deadly...Karma is out there and it's coming for you :poop:

[Guest proudsuthrner]

EWWWW... man, that really sucks.. having the scent of a bowel movement attached to you.. sorry to hear that

[Garufa]

Was the offender wearing an orange t-shirt?

[Guest mikedwood]

Sounds like Dewey was there.

[Guest Bluemax]

I'm not sure what the perp was wearing. As soon as the realization settled in that we were under attack, bodies were hurtling in all directions as men sought to protect themselves and their families. This was no ordinary poot, some say it may have possessed an artificial intelligence but we all agreed; this poot knew nothing of mercy or remorse and it would keep coming and coming until we all stank to high heaven

[strickj]

Its awesome how we all hate the smell of other peoples flatulence,but love our own so much we'll show it off to our buddies

[Guest Major Pain]

Or brag about it in a thread.--MP

[VERO1]

NOTHING WORSE THAN A DRIVE-BY FARTING!!!!

[Guest Tiny G]

NOTHING WORSE THAN A DRIVE-BY FARTING!!!!

In my office we call it "crop-dusting"

[strickj]

The in-car fart is by far the worst,especially when someone from out side the car lets one rip,then gets back in the car whilst still in linger

[Guest bkelm18]

Talk to me when you've had **** thrown on you by a chimpanzee.

[Garufa]

[Wingshooter]

That stinks, man. Hope it washes off.

[Wingshooter]

:lol:

She's lucky he didn't go for the "Dutch Oven"

[Fadex]

Two words: DUTCH OVEN

LMAO!!

[Guest Rem_700]

Too funny!!

[VERO1]

After further investigation it seems you were more a victim of a "Sh#t and Run", than the original "Drive By"!

[Guest Bluemax]

I think I will call this the " Osama Fart"

[Wingshooter]

I think I will call this the " Osama Fart"

Smelled THAT BAD, huh?

[Guest Bluemax]

Let me put it this way...instead of the normal reaction from the average crowd at a gunshow which would have ranged from ignoring it to a slight smile and a wink: these guys were pulling their shirts over their face and running for safety This may be a case for CDC. I feel sure Mexican food was involved

[VERO1]

You know the person that did that is still giggling and bragging to his buddies about it!

[Motasyco]

Bluemax, that's the funniest thing I've heard in some time. I'm sure we all can relate, though perhaps to not as great a degree.

[Guest PerazziTM1]

Maybe it will have disapated by tomorrow

[Guest IzzyIsaac]

The best is when you use an innocent bystander to take the heat from your crop dust. You get both the person standing there, and the other person that is about to walk by them the other way.

[bubbiesdad]

He who smelt it...