Wally Walk bingo?

[Motasyco]

Recently, I saw a guy in Walmart pushing his full-grown wife/girlfriend who was crammed into a shopping cart (not teenagers). He was pushing it fast and then hoping on the back for a ride. Rebels

Funny part was she was not that small, and he couldn't push it that fast

And where was your camera? Pictures!

[Guest abailey362]

i'm a bit upset. we were bored tonight and hit a couple of walmarts and only got a few squares. there weren't very many people out though, have to try on a friday or saturday....maybe the first or the fifteenth will make it easier

[Wingshooter]

i'm a bit upset. we were bored tonight and hit a couple of walmarts and only got a few squares. there weren't very many people out though, have to try on a friday or saturday....maybe the first or the fifteenth will make it easier

Or during a full moon.

[Wingshooter]

And where was your camera? Pictures!

I know, shame on me. Cell cameras are made for stuff like that. I think I was just in shock. I still laugh when I think about it.

[Guest GunTroll]

I went to our Wal world out here in CO today and was thinking of this thread. I'll have to play it long distance for you guys. I might have missed it but was there an illegal immigrant square? Thats all I see out here in the greater Denver area. If you were to put illegal before any of those items on the squares it would be too easy here! Substitute blacks and white trash for Mexicans out this way. Whites are the minority in Denver! Not being racist or anything.

[strickj]

We SO need a wm picture thread!

[Motasyco]

Checklist for Walmart. Here's a start. What should be added?

Gun

Camera

[Mr. Brooks]

Checklist for Walmart. Here's a start. What should be added?

Gun

Camera

Hand sanitizer.

[nightrunner]

something to bite on instead of your tongue to keep from laughing outloud

[Guest Arko]

Checklist for Walmart. Here's a start. What should be added?

Gun

Camera

Hand sanitizer

[nightrunner]

Hand sanitizer.

more like bleach

[Mr. Brooks]

Hand sanitizer.

Hand sanitizer

Ahhhhhhh get outta my head!

[nightrunner]

you thought you didnt need the tinfoil hat on all the time didnt you?

[Guest bkelm18]

[Mr. Brooks]

you thought you didnt need the tinfoil hat on all the time didnt you?

Yup, lesson learned. I'll be watching you Arko!

[Garufa]

I might print up a stack and hand them out at the front door of the nearest location. Just kinda blend in with the little children peddaling all their stuff and others spreading the gospel.

[Guest Arko]

Yup, lesson learned. I'll be watching you Arko!

I wasn't REALLY in your head. Or WAS I?......

[Mr. Brooks]

I wasn't REALLY in your head. Or WAS I?......

:panic::panic:

[strickj]

Checklist for Walmart. Here's a start. What should be added?

Gun

Camera

Hand sanitizer!

[Motasyco]

Hand sanitizer!

Very good!

[Guest SUNTZU]

I had a roommate who used a Walmart bag as a prophylactic once. That was a...disturbing...story. His girlfriend left him after she learned why I busted out laughing every time she visited the house, that and the Walmart smiley face stickers I kept giving her.

[56FordGuy]

I had a roommate who used a Walmart bag as a prophylactic once.

Wow.

How in the world did you come to find out about that, anyway?

[Guest SUNTZU]

Not really. They had been going out before and had started talking again when he told me about it. This guy was not bothered with baring his horrid soul to anyone, stranger or acquaintance. They started dating again shortly after I heard the story, so I couldn't help myself. He was pissed at me, but I told him that if he was bothered by being a bagboy he shouldn't have told me and several other people about it. He moved out shortly thereafter, but that was after he started dating another girl who went by the name Raven but couldn't pronounce it with her speech impediment. She pronounced it Waven with a nasal twang. Oh Lord, that's got me laughing all over again. That's a funny story I'll be glad to tell you if we ever meet face to face.

[Guest clsutton21]

Where is this from?

[Guest SUNTZU]

Italian Spiderman.