Good Girl...

[Guest TurboniumOxide]

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up.

She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,

were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing

you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President

to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake

my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you

can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and

asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just

pay him the $50?

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

[Guest mustangdave]

Now that's PROPER INDOCTRINATION....

[nightrunner]

hahahaha! thats great!

[Guest tlondon]

So easy even a child can understand!!!!