Can we just have a thread to talk?

[Guest GunTroll]

Well that did it for me! I'm hungry!

[Wingshooter]

Ever made pancakes w/ cut up pieces of sausage links in them?

I call'em MANcakes.

[Wingshooter]

[ShaunM]

Pancake face killer of waffles.

[Guest m&pc9]

Did you know: The largest pancake ever made and flipped measured 15.01m wide, 2.5cm deep and weighed 3 tonnes (Rochdale, Greater Manchester, August 1994).

[Wingshooter]

This is how I make mine:

[Guest Jcochran88]

All I need now is 5 gallons of syrup!

[ShaunM]

All I need now is 5 gallons of syrup!

And a week off of work after the syrup wears off.

[Guest billwilly73]

Then you sure do have some pretty hands :0

Those pretty hands belong to my mother. When I was younger those same hands kept me in line and when I got out of line she smacked me back in

[Punisher84]

You should see the toast! I couldn't even fit it through the door!

[Guest tnmale46]

howdy

[ShaunM]

Went shooting today had fun, got to shoot my new pistol.

[Guest m&pc9]

The average person’s hair will grow approximately 590 inches in a lifetime.

[Guest RISC777]

The average person’s hair will grow approximately 590 inches in a lifetime.

49.17 feet ... daaannggg

Yup, used a calculator

[Guest m&pc9]

Although, I do Know a few that grows 0.

[Guest GunTroll]

My old First SGT use to say something to me I didn't understand at the time..."beans and bullets". I get what he was putting down now!

[JeffsSig]

I had a MgySgt who always told us:

"You are now in a DICTATORSHIP. I am the Dic and you'r my Taters."

[Guest billwilly73]

A whole lot of

From the information I found on the internet, the average bowel movement weighs 9 oz. and that people, on average, go once a day. Of course, bowel movement size depends on what you and how much you eat.

For entertainment purposes, we’ll use 7 ounces as an average to accommodate the various sizes of people throughout the world.

So if the average bowel movement is 7 ounces and we figure the world population to be about 6.77 Billion people, that means 47.39 billion ounces of poop a day or 2.96 billion pounds. Multiply that by 365 days and we have 1.081 trillion pounds of a year. That is about 160 pounds of per person per year.

I don't know about you but I think I am above average

[56FordGuy]

It is coming a downpour out there. Driveway is under water, ruts have washed out that are probably 8" deep. I saw a turtle crossing the driveway, and I think it was floating. Turtles can't move as fast as it was going.

[Punisher84]

Don't ever do shots of Disaronno. I don't even know what the HELL I was thinking!

[Garufa]

I like to dip biscuits in ketchup.

I eat peanuts in the shell.

Am I retarted?

[Guest m&pc9]

A whole lot of :poop::poop:

From the information I found on the internet, the average bowel movement weighs 9 oz. and that people, on average, go once a day. Of course, bowel movement size depends on what you and how much you eat.

For entertainment purposes, we’ll use 7 ounces as an average to accommodate the various sizes of people throughout the world.

So if the average bowel movement is 7 ounces and we figure the world population to be about 6.77 Billion people, that means 47.39 billion ounces of poop a day or 2.96 billion pounds. Multiply that by 365 days and we have 1.081 trillion pounds of a year. That is about 160 pounds of per person per year.

I don't know about you but I think I am above average

Thats a load of CRAP.

[ShaunM]

I like to dip biscuits in ketchup.

I eat peanuts in the shell.

Am I retarted?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....what was I talking about.

[56FordGuy]

The doghouse just flooded. Seriously. Doghouse sits about 3 inches off the ground.

I need to bring my trencher up here and fix some drainage issues.

[strickj]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SaZ70FXcW4I/AAAAAAAAB-4/sHUoxF6boIg/s400/holy+water+****.jpg