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Michael Jackson Dead At Age 50


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Guest Bronker
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#4 - who's #5? If I was a celebrity, I'd be going to the doctor for a checkup about right now.

I must have missed it. Who was #3? Fawcett, Jackson, Mays... (I don't watch the news).

Guest Bronker
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Ed McMahon died, then Fawcett, then Jackson, now Mr. Oxyclean

OK. Yeah I knew that. It usually comes in three's...

Guest TurboniumOxide
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Actually, it is quantum. It comes in whole numbers. (of which three is one)

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Farrah Fawcett found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter approached and welcomed her, saying "Farrah... you fought the good fight and lived a decent life. Before you enter into Heaven, is there anything that you would like granted to those left behind in the world?"

Farrah thought for a moment and then replied, "Yes... I would like for the children of the world to be safe and grow up happy."

Shortly thereafter, Michael Jackson died

.....then when Michael Jackson arived God asked him the same question.

MJ replied "Well,since that bitch Fawcett got me,I think its only appropriate that you get the guy that sells that OxiClean stuff that destroyed all that DNA evidence."

Now my prediction is Vince will be next since his Sham WOW is so great with sticky spills :blink:

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Michael Jackson is dead. Seriously, who gives a flip? :rolleyes:

His family. Just think of the Millions $$$$$ they will make from the dead Michael Jackson. After all look at his father in law. :screwy:

Guest TargetShooter84
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David Carradine, Ed McMahan, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.... I know Im missing one.

Who knows, if that happens, all those ridiculous taxes will be thrown out! :rolleyes:

Guest TargetShooter84
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I just got back on here, Is he still dead?

It's all because of GW Bush

And what did GW Bush have to do with that?!?!?!

Guest Tiny G
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Add Karl Malden to the list . . . . who's next?:(

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